MTFU and just tell her you great jessy.
If she’s anything like my wife, she’ll just roll her eyes as if she expects such stupidity. No recriminations and no snide remarks, just acceptance. Somehow that feels so much worse. 😥
Still can’t see the attraction of celery soup though. Probably your unconscious saving your digestive system. 😆
[Edit: damn you updated before I finished writing. Well done for owning up 8) ]