Morning all. Mouse update:
I let the cats in this morning and the other cat (Che) who is the polar opposite of Nelson – a big fat moggy who rarely bothers with anything as taxing as movement – goes straight in the front room, jumps up on one of the sofa’s and is sniffing away at the corner like a police sniffer dog.
Obviously he’s sourced the moose loose aboot the hoose. So I prepare a suitable receptacle to try and catch the bugger in as Mrs Binners whips the cushions off the sofa. And there it is! The furry little bastard!
The next second Che continues his transformation from sloth into panther and launches himself at it. Unfortunately, he’s shit at this hunting lark, he misses it and the mouse immediately finds that gap at the corner where all your loose change disappears down and promptly disappears.
So I now need to update the original question:
How the **** am I going to get this mouse out of my sofa?