So to become a regular do you have to post a cirtain number of times a day/hour/min etc.
does just been logged on for the whole work day + eve with the odd post count? and are sarcky comments counted?

i hav deliberatly trd to spel tings rong so sum sarky reglar can pik me up on it

I think the rules are as follows.

Posting on the forum – 1

Sarcastic post – 2

Commenting on objects in a photo unrelated to the bike – 15

Starting a photo thread – 10

Posting in the classifieds – -10

Posting octopus content – 50

Posting a photo of a niche bike – 20

Posting about road or using the word darkside – -100

On a per week basis add your totals:

Less than zero = you are a roadie on the wrong website or just trying to flog cheap crap.

0-10 = pathetic, try harder.

10-40 = ticking over, you're nearly obsessed.

40-100 = Regular forum name, part of the furniture

100-150 = *warning* Attention whore.

150+ = Your either unemployed or really don't like a certain online cheap parts supplier.

You just KNOW when your a regular as THEY will contact you.

people become scared of your oppinion on the foum and start e-mailing you and threatening to tell their momies on you 😀

On a related note, anyone else pissed off by people posting "whats it worth threds" when their entire post history is made up in the classifides?

syrup of figs-guaranteed regularity