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It's one of life's mysteries CFH

Donkey rigged ?

Did he manage to "experience" the Cheeky Girls as a pair?

must be the umlaut

IS IT not a question of how he does it, BUT why we cannot ?

Apparently she was attracted by the size of his constituency……

Sparkling conversation?

Apparently he can lick the wax out of his ears.

Vast improvement on that awful weather witch 😆

Fat as hell! Yeah…

dislocatable jaw and 18" tongue I reckon

Ding Dong, I know I would. Even though she is a size 12.

Even though she is a size 12.

What? Normal!!!

Did you not all see that Louis Theroux documentary where he met a chap who looked *just* like Lembit who had a way with the ladies. They showed him in action. As far as I could tell it consisted of speaking slowly, maintaining eye contact and talking crap.

Which is Lembit down to a tee.

I think Tankslapper knows Lembit somehow or other, so whne he told me that he was a bit of a dick I think I may have misunderstood.

"Well, we're not engaged," he says. "You could have a very philosophical discussion about what is a relationship."

How very true. I am henceforth not going to deny rumours that I am "in a relationship" with any number of people who are patently out of my league. 😀

EDIT: and she is indeed very pretty.

one thing, confidence (may or may not include lots of money)