this is the best bit
specially when Im one o the main players of the group , I were only at the back cos I stopped to take a picture of the losers, sort of got the message when all the gates had been shut.
it’s all becoming clear, someone tampered with your bike, causing it to fall to bits inexplicably, then during the ride you mocked some of the slower riders (like a ****?) by taking a picture, whereupon your bike fell to bits, so they rode off as fast as they could closing all the gates behind them?
……& when you caught up with them they were all taking a picture of a group of friends out for a ride but you weren’t included?
brilliant.