Mrs ’66 wants a long weekend away in December but she’s stipulated that the cottage / yurt / whatever it is must meet the following criteria:

Remote location – no neighbours / great views
Small and cosy
Hot tub
Not bothered about UK / Scotland / Wales
Budget up to £600

Anyone got any suggestions ? Google isn’t being very helpful….

We’ve been here before a few times… So we’re after a change.
http://www.sykescottages.co.uk/cottage/Cotswolds-Gloucestershire-Beckford/Island-Yurt-903586.html

Find your petfect cottage. Hire hot tub?

Good plan, only issue would be getting a decent solid hot tub there … Filling it, and warming it up.

Great suggestion though, one I’d not though of.

Sounds like she’s planning on a slow boiling of you in the hot tub, no one will hear you scream… 😉

only to willing to help with the cunning plan….my brother stayed somewhere nice in scotland that has a hot tub in the woods, i’ll try and find out where it was.

Cheers “what…. Now ”

I’ve used these guys a few times (including mountain bear lodge) some of their accomodation is really nice plus I love Aviemore

http://greatnorthlodges.co.uk

Always fancied these aswell but not sure it it’d be remote enough
http://www.lodgesonlochness.com/theresort/thelodges.htm

http://www.scottish-country-cottages.co.uk/cottages/brewlands-estate-clover-cottage-unh

Have a look on sugarandloaf.com and see what they have. Great properties, mainly in mid Wales and quite a few meet your criteria.

Just buy a Lazy Spa and take it with you.
Bonus is you get to keep it after…

http://www.chooseacottage.co.uk/his/UNH

Say thanks to Google.

Try Rascarrel bay lodge castle douglas should tick all the boxes, not stayed yet but walked past on our last trip up the way looks fab right on the remote beach.

Knoydart Hide?

Shepherd’s Delight, Yorkshire

White tower, Aberfeldy. http://www.thewhitetower.co.uk/

Roof top hot tub with stonking view…

Have a look on Canopy and Stars

Stayed at one of these last year it was lovely
http://www.beneath-the-stars.co.uk/

Ivorlott- that’s simply stunning !

… Getting there in December may be a issue ?

+1 on canopy and stars…

I can recommend this place in southern Scotland

Feels very remote once you are there

http://www.alppine.co.uk/

Pretty sure that I’ve seen a lodge with wood fired hot tub at Coed Trallwm in mid Wales.

Here

http://www.i-escape.com/coillabus/overview#rates

Disclaimer: might be a bit pricey…

… Getting there in December may be a issue ?

Ferry runs through the winter, but aye, weather dependent…

Getting there in December may be a issue ?

Ferry runs through the winter, but aye, weather dependent…

That and the fact that it’s pretty much booked every night until June next year….

Hot tub solved by just farting in the bath lots?