Hi,

As part of my degree I am incorporating a hypothetical business that will make skin grafts suitable for a 1 stage application process (quite often they are done in two steps). I’m having difficulty coming up with a company name that isn’t already trademarked.

My best so far is 1Derm which is a bit crap really, all my other moments of genius have been ruined after a quick google (novoderm, novograft, uniderm, etc etc)

Anyone got any ideas?

FirstDegree?

Gas Mark One?

Hmmm. So it needs to suggest a link to skin and that it is also for people.

What about OneForSkin?

For Skin?

EDIT: Too slow 🙁

I assume that a 1 stage process will also be cheaper, so I give you:

SKINFLINT

Shame it’s not four stages 😉

Take two stages into the operating theatre?

Me, I just Graft ‘n’ Go

Cillit Skin
One graft & it’s done

EazySkin

Stage1

Superskin

Dave’s one stage skin graftz

….or you could go on a recently popular trend of naming your product literally.

We Graft Any Skin (.com)

On-One?

Skinz

Skin up?

haha, cheers for the speedy responses. funnily enough most skin grafts are actually made from neonatal foreskin 😮 which you can buy in bulk from america – a little weird if you ask me.

I quite like ‘stage1’ as a product name possibly ‘dermal solutions’ for the company name???

No Skin off our back
No Skin off our teeth
No Skin off our arse
One Graft? Its not aSKINg to much!

One Graft? Its not ASS-SKINg to much!

Fixed Tweaked that for you.

No, not ‘solutions’ very 90s

Skinz4U / rUs/ 2go

One Graft? Its not ASS-SKINg to much!

Fixed Tweaked that for you.

Nice one, thats actually a half decent name now.

MonoDerm
Jammy’s Magic Graft

SkinTrick

rapiDerm

I cant think of anything as funny as the above, but here my attempts: Premiergraft

CutAbovetheRest – or is this only suitable for hairdressers?

Are any of them growing on you yet?

Skin Job
Press the Flesh

SESMIY
Someone Else’s Skin Mutating Into You

Good Grafters
Good skin Grafters

Buffalo Bill’s Skin Emporium

Suits a speciality.

most skin grafts are actually made from neonatal foreskin which you can buy in bulk from america

You want to run that by me again?

SkinDeep

foreskin which you can buy in bulk from america

Which explains why there’s no end to the dicks over there

You want to run that by me again?

Most skin grafts are actually made from neonatal foreskin which you can buy in bulk from america

most skin grafts are actually made from neonatal foreskin

Willy’s Used Skin Shop?
SkinOff, SkinOn

I can’t believe it’s not 2 stage skin grafting.

haha, very helpful gentlemen.

Peau Nouveau
I cant believe its not better
Skin Up
Derm It
Derma Bond
Crafty Grafty
Graftit Bodgit and Leggit

MegaSkin

Graft-Lite

DermBandit

Damp Patch

I had a business name for a sewarge disposal company. “We’re Shit”. But not for a skin graft company. Sorry.

1 skin,2 skin,3 skin,?skin

The scifi fan in me likes skinjob which someone has already suggested.

Although Skinnies works well too.