Im doing a presentation for an overhaul of a companies management system

they want a project title that will inspire and engage the workforce.

the company is a professional service provider working in many industries

aerospace, oil & gas, power, rail, automotive, nuclear

Getting our shit in order.

(that will be 25k pp gift please)

Re – Structure

SWAN

inspire and engage the workforce

Unless the project is doing something actually inspirational, like landing the first person on Mars or something, or the workforce are brain-dead morons, this will not happen.

“Don’t worry, it’ll only replace some of you”

Oi zombie maggots get maggoting properly.

Slam Dunk

P45

You’re Fired. I’ll leave it up to others to fit suitable words to the acronym…

Shifting the Shits

Operation Certain Death

Getting our shit in order.

(that will be 25k pp gift please)

you get paid when i get paid

Operation “Moving the deckchairs on the Titanic” ?

If you’re that uninspired by the concept you can’t think of a decent title and have to ask on a bike forum the rest of them have noooooooo chance..

Operation Deadwood.

i agree its a rather silly request but the customer is always right

some of you whippersnapper’s must have a cool code name’s from all these computer games and 3d films

Descartes

some of you whippersnapper’s must have a cool code name’s from all these computer games

Project Chucky Egg

Use lots of letters like ‘z’ and ‘q’ and ‘y’. That makes is sound sexy.

Project Zyquad

Project Qwijibo

Companies Update to New Technologies?

power, rail, automotive

Mains, trains and automobiles.

did i mention that they also want a project logo, a shield or crest was suggested 😯

Logo you say…

That’s some some fine legs on it.

Cybernet
Hal9000
Robocock

ACNI – All Chiefs No Indians.

did i mention that they also want a project logo, a shield or crest was suggested

I’m sure someone on here will do you a logo for free, if you ask nicely. You should start another topic.

Project Rainbow (Fleetingly appears after a period of intense nastiness).

As above PP gift please or you pay the fees. (Mrs Toast you available to do the logo for 50% of my 25K)?

Project RainbowPMT (Fleetingly appears after Causing a period of intense nastiness when you really don’t need it).

IGMC and time machine back to the 70’s

Martin if we’re going into that territory then I propose:
We’re not here to **** spiders
Big hairy audacious goal/system/plan
Open the kimono

I sympathise to some degree here, finding suitable Titles for Projects/Programmes (in my case) is pretty darn hard work, one we rarely get any credit for. I think I’ve been around the Alphabet 1400 times in my career.

My boss said they other day “You know all those Projects we named just before last Xmas”? Yes, I replied “Wheres Dog”?

I kid you not I spat out my coffee..

There are some excellent offerings ^^ I dribbled coffee to this one..

torsoinalake – Member
Operation Certain Death

or for Hal9000

Senior Team All Sites Interface or STASI for short.

as an aside I think at a large industrial complex in West Cumbria the
Sludge Handling & Intermediate Treatment Plant got a long way through design before anyone noticed.

If you’re after something positive and cheerful that will undoubtedly raise morale, how about ‘The Great Leap Forward’?

Ok,

Galaxy

£500ppg and a coffee, ta.

Matrix, cos that’s a management system.

We ran a “smart buildings” project (bunch of sensors, people/phone tracking, clever analytics) and I called it Gaudi, cos he did some smart buildings.

OARical

because you are up sh** creek

Or
Management Information Leverage Foundation acronym of which is.. M….. BAN !!

Janus – a god of two faces, one for looking into the future, and one for the past

Rimmer: Erm, I think we’re all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? And I think it comes down to a choice between “The League Against Salivating Monsters,” or – and this is my personal preference – “The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.” Erm, one drawback with that – the abbreviation is

Dig deep my son, use the force the rude word will come to you