Party of the petty and miserable advocate petty and miserable policies to appeal to petty and miserable people.
Can’t think the rozzers are going to be that hell bent on chasing a few mountain bikers around footpaths, they haven’t got the numbers to send officers to some burglaries and I doubt they’ll be enthused about the extra work generated by a party that they have nowhere near the same instinctive loyalty towards compared with a decade ago.
All the good stuff round my neck of the woods got caught early by the NIMBYs and byelaws slapped all over years ago. But stupid rules need enforcing and……
If the Tories get a majority we will all be working every weekend anyway and the countryside will be sold off to developers and paved over. Or fracked and destabilized. I’ll happily do my bit to peacefully protest by riding a bike on it.