Point is, he cannae ride for shit, falls off on the road and cuts himself and everything so he’s only going to ride on soft surfaces like sand, horse shit and hay from now on.
I on the other hand simply bounce off roads without flinching. 😉
Mint Green and red? What were you thinking? Is that the homebrew talking? ‘spose it’s better than the girls bike you normally ride/hang onto whilst sliding on your arse. You know you need to get some proper threads before CK will let you join him for a ride, no more tracky bottoms and gardening gloves. At least the beaches won’t be flooded, yet!