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  • deadlydarcy
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    Jeez!

    He was ninja editing like crazy on Piggie’s thread earlier too. πŸ˜€

    Losin’ the run of himself that fella… πŸ˜‰

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    From my first, post, I assume you knew I wasn’t being serious πŸ˜€

    I’ve deleted the second as it just didn’t come across in the way it was meant to. 😐

    FWIW I’ve had everything from clean shaven to the full, square trimmed ZZ Top.
    Nothing helps – πŸ™‚

    Jeez!

    He was ninja editing like crazy on Piggie’s thread earlier too.

    Losin’ the run of himself that fella…

    It’s been a long day.
    I’m trapped in a house for 24 hours with a five year old.
    Show mercy.

    deadlydarcy
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    I’ve deleted the second as it just didn’t come across in the way it was meant to.

    I did a little πŸ™ when I read it. I’m cheering up a bit now as it happens. Should be ok by eleven I think.

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    Me too, I should be finished feeling guilty about crimes of humanity after Dexter ends….

    Back OT, I just informed Mrs Kryton of my decision to keep my facial her. She rolled her eyes and went to bed. Hmmm.

    Gary_C
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    A previous boss used to say of beards: Never cultivate on your face what grows wild up the crack of your arse…

    deadlydarcy
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    Just say: “I’ll shave when you do!!”

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    So, ’cause I’ve been off work for a week and haven’t shaved, I find myself deciding whether to shave or go for that “I haven’t shaved for several days but would it look OK in a suit” dilemma. I have a beard trimmer to prevent a full grown Bellamy. For reference this is my current growth level, I’m at “itchy” stage;

    Whats the score these days, is it acceptable at work or just a sign of laziness?

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    And who the hell is Piggie?

    Today I’ve posted on threads about footie, motorbikes, old bands, Kwik Fit, shuttlecocks, racing, old albums & child abuse.

    I don’t think I’ve offended anyone.
    Sorry if I have.
    Let me know if so and I’ll apologise.

    deadlydarcy
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    It was the one about the child RS πŸ™

    To be fair, I could see you were trying to get a good point across and were trying to word it properly. Only teasing. πŸ˜›

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    Ok.
    I feel awful now.

    All I said initially was ‘what would you suggest we do about it?’

    It was a serious question.

    I work in care.
    I think we should look out for the vulnerable.

    I feel really awful now.

    I’m off to bed.

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    FFS DD, now look what you’ve – forty something minutes in the naughty corner, off you go…

    Jamie
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    That deadlydarcy is such a bastard 😑

    deadlydarcy
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    πŸ™

    Sorry, I’ve let the thread down. I’ve let STW down. But most of all, I’ve let myself down.

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    Jamie – Member

    That deadlydarcy is such a bastard

    But handsome with it. πŸ˜‰

    alpin
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    +1 uselesshippie…..

    if you can, do. if you can’t, don’t.

    surely the joy of having a beard is not wasting time every other morning/evening checking that you’ve not missed something. if you are that precious about your appearance then don’t bother letting your facial hair grow.

    i really don’t understand those that put all the effort in to have a clean shaven beard. my B-in-L does it. it must take him longer poncing around in front of the mirror than it would if he just clean shaved it all off… and it looks shit (not my opinion, my GF’s).

    i shave about once every three months and when i do i’ll use the clippers and i get down to a #2. in the meantime i’ll trim my top lip once every 10 days or so….

    time rich, beard rich.

    Jamie
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    But handsome with it.

    T’is always the way. The more rugged they are, the bigger the bastard.

    …and Darcy is one rugged bastard.

    Premier Icon postierich
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    Did someone mention half a beard!

    401575_10151370379516474_1737172596_n by Richard Munro, on Flickr

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    Hmm. I completely forgot about sweaty-helmet-strap-rash 😐

    bikebouy
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    Eh, what rash? I don’t get one, strap too tight? What

    deadlydarcy
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    This is on your face, yes? Please say it is. 😐

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    Thing is, the hobo look can be pretty sexy IF you carry it off correctly by showering twice including scrubbing your hair, cutting your nails, cutting your ear/nasal hair etc etc.

    HTH πŸ˜‰

    Jamie
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    showering twice

    Back to back, or over the course of the day?

    deadlydarcy
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    And frequent pant changes.

    Jamie
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    And frequent pant changes.

    Today has been ridonkulous for sweaty bettys.

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    Back to back, or over the course of the day?

    Jamie dahling – look at GC, he may look a little unkempt BUT he’ll be freshly showered and freshly clothed especially boxers, plain obviously. Us wimminz adore him. πŸ˜€

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    I’ve done 2 pairs of trunks* 1 bib shorts, 2 showers, clean and cut my nails AND used the beard trimmer with no guard on my neck to raise my beard line.

    *the beckham kind not the speedo kind.

    solarpowered
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    Krypton- if you look like that who gives a poop what you do with your facial hair?!??!! !?!?!? πŸ˜‰

    FWIW I prefer smoooooth ….. πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    Er, obviously you by your latter statement?

    Ok, smooth it is *trims pubes*

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    Kryton – in answer to your question, I would suggest a little tidy up for the office.

    Anyone remember John Kettley, the weather broadcaster? His beard always looked immaculate.

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