Captain Beaky!

How about:
“Well the bluebird can sing
But the crow’s got the soul
And I’m a dog amongst kings
With no self-control”

Midnight – Will Whitmore

“T’was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair.
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her….yeah.”

Ramble On Led Zeppelin.

“After two days in the desert sun, my skin began to turn red.
After three days in the desert fun I was looking at a river bed”

America Horse with no name

“Fluffy hair on a Polar bear means more to me than a lavatory”

I would do anything for you
I would climb mountains
I would swim all the oceans blue
I would walk a thousand miles
Reveal my secrets
More than enough for me to share