Men who wear out their pockets by putting their spare change straight into them.

how naive of me to think my pocketsses were for putting things in 🙁

People who think it's so wonderully clever and ironic to subtly have a go at themselves on threads like this.

is anyone left ?

Chav women on friday nights in manchester city centre shouting to their squabbling boyfriend "Leave it Wayne, leave it, it's not wurff-it"….

People who wear white trainers….

Yellow shoes.

Well that's put paid to my plans for today (I was thinking of putting stuff in my pockets while wearing my new white trainers). Bugger!

People who say "My Bad"

"The Prius is one of the least environmentally friendly cars on the market."

Old internet myths that wouldn't keep being recycled if people bothered to spend 5 minutes on Google.

Drivers who can't be bothered to indicate.

People who can't leave their mobile phone alone for more than 0.01 seconds.

Local radio.

Anything to do with X-factor/ballroom/skating/got talent nonsense.

R&B / soul / motown /urban music.

What has the makings of a good film being right royally ruined by being given the Hollywood Blockbuster touch.

Slough.

Bad punctuation and grammar, especially misuse of the apostrophe.

Some other things that I really can't remember right now.

Status updates on Facebook.

Men who choose the middle of 3 empty urinals where there is no barrier between them

People who take threads like this far too seriously.

Men who choose the middle of 3 urinals when one (and only one) of the end ones is in use.

People who use a middle initial in their name

eg Michael C. Hunt

you 'orrible lot

Chavs
People who look down on those more successful than themselves
Public disorder (covers chav children in supermarkets to bar brawls)
Cliques
Sanctimonious hypocritical religious types
People who wear brown shoes and or belts with black suits
People who think I will know how to do some inane task in Word because I work 'in computers'
People who don't respect their partners as equals

Phew. There's nothing like a good moan on a Friday 🙂

Old internet myths that wouldn't keep being recycled if people bothered to spend 5 minutes on Google.

Only if youre selective about what you read. I am yet to be convinced that any of the defenders of the Prius have accounted for the embedded energy (specifically due to the nickel)

Men who choose the middle of 3 empty urinals where there is no barrier between them

There is no logic to selecting a urinal!

Men who undo their belt and completely open their trousers to take a slash in the urinals 😐

Status updates on Facebook.

That reminds me of another one:

People who put photos of their kid(s) as their profile photo on Facebook.
WTF!?!

Does having children mean you cease to exist as an individual in your own right?

(I'm a proud parent too, btw!)

"People who can't be bothered to think up their own ideas and simply invert or respond to comments other people have made."
What he said…..

The scum that live of our taxes and can't be bothered to get off their backsides and make a living for themselves… ok not so petty.

People that eat celery… it green cardboard for f&5cks sake!

"People who put photos of their kid(s) as their profile photo on Facebook.
WTF!?!"
………..and i've promptly changed my profile pic of my 10 month old boy in his cycling jersey

100!

………..and i've promptly changed my profile pic of my 10 month old boy in his cycling jersey

Oops! 😉

Latvian undertakers

People who sign off forum posts

BB

The mindless idiots who buy their lunch at tescos when theres a local sandwich shop about 100 yards away.

People who assume that just because a shop is local and independant they must be good and automatically deserve your custom.

People who wear shirts with the top button done up and no tie.

People who wear shirts with the top button done up and no tie.

I thought that's what smart casual meant? It's pretty much any man wears at work since we went smart-casual. 🙂 same as before – no tie.

Empathy – I mean, what's the point?

😉

Women who use pushchairs as a weapon on a high street.

If you've ever tried to use a pram on a high street you'd understand why.

Implant scars

You mean you actually notice the scars?

People who cough and sneeze all over the place.
Men in pink jumpers or shirts or who have manicures.
People at work who can't dress for winter and expect to have the heating on tropical while they continue to wear short sleeves and bare legs.
People who won't use the filter exit lanes on roundabouts and end up queueing out into the roundabout.

Loads more, but those will do for a start. I'm generally grumpy and feeling predjudiced at the moment though 'cos I'm ill 🙁

"EDIT: Whilst we're at it, people who irrationally hate Prius drivers. Sure there are probably some people who think they're holier than thou, but what if you just want a big low emissions car? Don't be such dicks."

They aren't any more Eco friendly than one of the new Eco diesels by vauxhall or ford, they're ugly, slow, drive like crap and expensive.
Plus they aren't even a "big" car! Boot is very shallow, you'd struggle to get 2 peoples luggage in the boot for a week away.

People who sign off with "Kind Regards"

Ugg boots everywhere but especially men wearing Ugg boots…yes, its true…I've seen it…

twohats – It's irrelevant whether or not i've pushed a pram in the high street! The fact is, I go out my way to avoid pram pushers but still somehow manage to get clattered. Surely I have as much right as the pram pusher to be there?! They should be willing to move out the way of people as well, instead of bashing into them!

Bosses. Hate 'em.

Not to be confused with excrescences.

They should be willing to move out the way of people as well,

which can move easiest you on your own or a person with a pram? If you cannot do this thought excercise replace pram with shopping trolley.

intolerance and this is all this thread is.
Kind regards (for mountain carrot)

There is no logic to selecting a urinal!

HOW TO CHOOSE A URINAL [linky]

There is no logic to selecting a urinal!

Yes there is, unfortunately the algorithm breaks down when there are an even number of urinals.

See here