A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was
caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny’s mother says, “Let’s not be too harsh on them… they are bound to
be curious about sex at that age.”
“Curious about sex?” replies Mary’s mother. “He’s taken her appendix out!”

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and
thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s
innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry; that was an
insect.” To which, her son replies, “I’m surprised it could get off the
ground with a dick like that.”

Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

Bloke meets a 14 year-old-girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so he suggests they meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick-pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean,
a ginger kid, with two friends?

My mate went to see the nurse this morning for his annual check-up. She said he had to stop masturbating. When he asked why she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you!”