Where’s my **** dinner?

Wouldn’t that be better suited to Mumsnet?

Go on, I dare you 😉

😆

Don’t you mean ‘TEA’?

Don’t you mean ‘TEA’?

Indeed, at this time of day at least.

Or, and I shudder at the possibility of this, he’s married to a common person!

Are you being picky woman?

I’m assuming he’s in a different time zone to the rest of us and it is nearing dinner time where he is.

^^^ 😀

‘Tea’ is our dinner as opposed to lunch…( which she didn’t cook either ).

My wife has just come in to tell me dinner is ready 🙂

give her a talking to then it’s bloody late. It’s almost teatime

On Saturday I had to take junior to a swimming gala – leave home at 5pm, home about 9pm

MrsMCTD did him a proper cooked tea at 4.30.

She seemed astonished that I thought I might get one at the same time.

“But it’s too early for you!” she said.

And 9.30 was apparently too late as well – she still couldn’t figure out why I was miffed with her the next day.

give her a talking to then it’s bloody late.

Perhaps she got stuck in traffic.

The missus better have the tea ready for me when I walk in or SO HELP ME GOD I will just have to make it myself. 😡

Where did you leave it Tymbian? I find it helps to retrace my steps
😉

Are you being picky woman?

Are you referring to myself young man?

My wife has just called to say that she wont be home for another hour and a half. Am about to serve tea. Dog, rightfully, looking hopeful.

If I don’t hear anything I’ll presume she’s run of with the milkman and I’ll end up cooking my own ‘Tea’. How bloody selfish of her..

Oh well, Wraps it is then.
Battered C. Nuggets, lettuce,tomatoes, cucumber, Nat. Yoghurt, grated cheese & BBQ sauce.

I’m gonna miss the wife though.

Breakfast,
Lunch
Tea
Dinner
Supper
Midnight snack

@bunnyhop ..I was. ( but in the nicest possible way ). I like being called young, keep it coming….the way to my heart is…oh wait a minute.

I’m gonna miss the wife though

I would be more worried about not having any milk for your cuppa in the morning,

Bunny-hop you forgot the Elevensies and Tiffin.

My wife has just called to say that she wont be home for another hour and a half.

Sorry about that. Nearly finished.

I could send you a nice piece of Bakewell pudding that was left over from yesterday – note Bakewell pudding NOT tart.

Edit – home made

Sorry about that. Nearly finished.

CFH shirley you’re his bit on the side?

I remember getting in trouble for refering to Bakewell pudding as “ethnic food”.

Shockin’.

Breakfast.
Dinner.
Tea.

You don’t have ‘School Lunch ladies’, do you? You’re old mum didn’t give you ‘Lunch money’ did she?

Luncheon vouchers

I remember getting in trouble for refering to Bakewell pudding as “ethnic food”.

😀

the best way is just under the third rib, with a slight upward angle

I read it somewhere once, hoinest

You’re old mum didn’t give you ‘Lunch money’ did she?

Yes she did. She also didn’t make me ‘packed dinners’, which I didn’t take to work in a dinnerbox.

She’s northern too.

Touché

Molgrips Mum FTW 😀

I know they don’t have them in boarding schools, but what do posh folk call dinner ladies?

Garçon

Garçon

Wasn’t that what you were called while fagging for the older boys?

She also didn’t make me ‘packed dinners’, which I didn’t take to work in a dinnerbox.

School! Not work! I don’t still live with my mum!

Wasn’t that what you were called while fagging for the older boys?

🙂

Amazing how a post can go from someone wanting to know where their dinner is to a public schoolboy taking one up the wrong-un at lunchtime. 😀

Its every thread that ever was, starts off with one thing and ends up completely off on a topic that couldn’t be dreamed up 🙂

To bring the thread, kicking and screaming, back on topic…..

I once asking for the gf to have my evening meal (to avoid confusion) ready for when I got home from work as was ravenous, as I had managed to forget both wallet and food that morning.

I emphasise the term ‘Once’. I had to endure the silent treatment, followed by an argument, followed by having to make my own evening meal. Apparently it is fine to assume that a meal would be cooked. But not to ask…..

tomhoward – Member
To bring the thread, kicking and screaming, back on topic…..

I once asking for the gf to have my evening meal (to avoid confusion) ready for when I got home from work as was ravenous, as I had managed to forget both wallet and food that morning.

I emphasise the term ‘Once’. I had to endure the silent treatment, followed by an argument, followed by having to make my own evening meal. Apparently it is fine to assume that a meal would be cooked. But not to ask…..

She’d soon be assuming she’s getting housekeeping that month, along with all the bills paid which she assumes the toothfairy must pay for.