I’ve noticed a surprising lack of posts from the Cap recently, just looked at his profile and there’s roughly 1 month old post and the post prior to that is a month before. Is there a paperclip sales forum keeping him away from here? Have the ads finally gotten to him? Or, has he been squirreled away in the Alps skiing for the last month?

He’ll be somewhere in China. He won’t be allowed to talk about it when he gets back.

Hmmm, makes you think….

I honestly hadn’t noticed. Makes you think..

I had noticed he was missing from his skiing and snowboarding thread.

Has anyone made him flounce.

I noticed he was MIA. Lovers tif with DD?

No flounce that I saw

If “where for” doesn’t flush him out I fear the worst.

Always suspected he was a superspreader.

He’s in Vegas at OrthoShoeCon  doing a personal appearance and signing special trainers for fanbois

He had to leave as someone threatened to expose ‘him’ as a 50 year old spinster living above a chippy in the Midlands.

*applauds*

He’s Derek’s starfish?

Off the coast of Japan, fapping off to free porn

Pay attention at the back! Do you know how long it takes to make his shoes?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07g9q28

He didn’t fall foul of the ban hammer did he?

He didn’t fall foul of the ban hammer did he?

I knew all that foul language would eventually come back to haunt him.

Someone post a thread looking for recommendations  for  formal shirts then the rest of us reply with some tasteless suggestions. That’s sure to flush hm out

Someone post a thread looking for recommendations for formal shirts then the rest of us reply with some tasteless suggestions. That’s sure to flush hm out

What stylish/fashionable/selvedge jeans should I buy? “Pantalons de nimes are not acceptable under any circumstances, how old are you? Twelve?”

Quick, Somebody fill a brogue full of paperclips.

PSA: Emily Batty is single and on the rebound

Post a pic of some snow blades/ Big Feet on the ski and board thread! 😉

I think he’s been sent to one of Cougars re-education camps to correct his thinking. Commandant TJ has him sitting on the naughty step having a good long hard think about what he’s done.

It’s okay Flashy, we’re not angry, just disappointed

He’s been delayed in a non-EU citizens immigration queue somewhere?

Does he appear if you say his name three times?

@captainflashheart

In related news: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51530591

Harsh, DezB, harsh 🙂

He hasn’t been banned as far as I’m aware.

I’m going to close this now as it’s essentially a paging post, sorry.