Belinda Carlisles, Harry Styles, Jeremy Kyles (particually apt – irritating arsehole).
They’re giving me jip tonight and I can’t get to sleep, it’s like someone has shoved a couple of Rose hips up my arse!
In the spirit of the forum at the moment, obviously I’m blaming it on Trump! Oh and Brexit for driving up the price of the active ingredients of Anusol, meaning that it’s really not effective anymore, as it’s now basically shit toothpaste with no mint!
So any fellow sufferers have any tips for relief from the grapes of wrath? I know I should go to the doc’s, but I honestly was hoping to reach 40 before having to face anal intrusion by a doctor. 😀 😯

Have less anal sex

HTH

Actually, I had my 1st aged 39 (roid, not bum-fun), dunno what happened but it went away of its own accord.

True story.

errr.

Thought this was going to be about the downhill track in Marple….

Anyway – do you have young kids? Night-time bother (more so than usual) might well be worms. More common than nits I reckon.

Oh, the joys of worms . Starts when they start nursery / school lol