got a friend request from a old school friend
she has recently been divorced, and i have been chatting to her for a while trying to cheer her up. all of a sudden the conversations have changed to a racier (if you know what i mean) tone.

shall i take her off my friends list.

You know what you have to do fella. Get on with it! 😉

(if you know what i mean)

i dont, may we have some extracts? photos if you have em

shall i take her off my friends list.

We don't know yet.

Do you mean 'should'? And I think the i should be a capital.

hardtail or full suss?

used to be a hardtail, now from the pics, like a lot of 40 something ladies, a bit of a susser……. 😆

I guess the answer is do you fancy her or not. So there you go. However, our lives are empty and sad. More details please!! 😉

still, you can't blame her trying can you ?

like a lot of 40 something ladies, a bit of a susser…….

Ah,but…..sort travel xc……or 'plush travel' d/h..???

She must be desperate.

are you married or attached?
If not well,who cares nails is as good as screws!

She must be desperate.

Obviously, I'm no judge of manflesh, but surely Tony is a fine figure of a man?

Ton, does she realise that she may get all your attention this week, but that next week you will have put her on the classifieds and moved onto another classmate?

a whole week ???

Obviously, I'm no judge of manflesh

True 🙂

if your in any way entangled with someone you care about Ton GTFO, no good can come of it.
Sorry to be the bearer of tame advice but years of hard work and trust can be snuffed out in minutes like this.

And you have obviously got the boost to your ego from leading her on for a bit, and telling us about it, so yes only fair now to let the poor girl know if you aren't interested. She is likely very vulnerable just now, so can I suggest that you send her a private email "I think you may have got the wrong idea" rather than de-frending her with no explanation. Do you have any pet rabbits btw ? (no reason…)

What tyres for a MILF?

No one suggest any "mud" tyres either!!!!!!

she's just jerking you around mate. Now that she's divorced she's letting her hair down a bit, thinks she's providing a bit of w*nk/fantasy material to you and probably half a dozen other 40 year old soft around the middle ex classmates. Just make sure if she ever gives you a phone number that it doesn't start with 090..

Lol… divorcebook strikes again!

You know the right answer mate. PM her and let her down gently.

Just make sure you don't go tubeless

Oh look – attentiontonwhore strikes again.

Why not ask your wife? It would be her opinion that mattered – not a bunch of cyclists.

Whats the odds on that not happening?

tron why are a question to males who haven't had sex for months?

old school friend

I was known as the Perv at school 8)

Whats the odds on that not happening?

Dependant on the odds of any of the OP being real, so low. It's a junk-grade rip-off of a bargain-basement Worldclassaccident troll thread, with worse punctuation. At best. 🙂

Does she know about the lump on your knob ton?

should I help things along by messaging all his Facebook friends with his surname a link to this thread ? 😈

clearly this made up woman didn't see tons FB status update, "the boil on my cock burst, smelt like satans ringpiece"

pass her on to SFB?

"surely Tony is a fine figure of a man"

a fine figure of several men.

if the turn of the conversation makes you uncomfortable then tell her what you're doing and why then 'defreind' her on facebook.

a fine figure of several men.

that's a step too far, Tony will sulk 🙁

pass her on to SFB?

thanks, but I can find my own women 🙂

Play with fire and you get burned.

: P

Don't take her off (friends list that is).

I thought you were married? if so ask your wife for some advice! 😈

Personally she's on the rebound with someone that makes her feel good about herself.

If I was married or dating and tempted by other women I'd take a look at myself and my relationship and fix it.

I'd take a look at myself and my relationship and fix it

You mean, change your relationship status to "It's complicated"? 😉

😆 We need more threads like this on STW.

What tyres for a MILF?

Moro Islamic Liberation Front?

What tyres for a MILF?

Rubber king?

What tyres for a MILF?

if shes a bit rough it'll start as a "fat albert" and end with a "little albert" 😉

Play with fire and you get burned.

or become a pyromaniac 😀

i sent her a message today, telling her the reasons too.
so hopefully i will hear no more from her.
it made me feel all dirty and uncomfortable talking to her….. 😳

*worries about facebook chat with ton* 😯

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