Had a collie that on a site visit, saw fit to roll in fox, badger and cow shit. Queue me and my mate driving back down the A590 with our heads out of the windows. She looked perfectly pleased with herself.
My cocker, this very morning, found herself a badger latrine. Pretty pleased because never knew there were badgers there, but christ she stinks now. Once again, she looks mightily pleased with herself until the Hose of Justice was used upon her canine entity.
On the subject of eating things. Said collie and my mates GSD disappeared whilst we were felling trees for a worryingly long time. We called them and they emerged from out of a bog with a rotting deer leg each. The vomit and diarrhoea that followed was vile. The cocker loves silage and whilst talking to the farmer, she’ll trot in to the silage pit and pull chunks of it from the clamp and munch it. The following day she’ll be dragging her arse as the silage comes out wholly undigested. There was also the time when the cocker ate a poo bag full of treats for the coming ride. The next day I had to pull a piece of shit coated poo bag from her arse.
Oh, and margarine shits are just the worst. I found that out two weeks ago when the cocker ate a full tub. Basically stinking, shit coloured margarine. Apart from that she’s alright.