[Closed] Decent Printers: Do They Exist?

So, my printer (HP all in one) decided to print the equivalent of those classified documents with solid black bars where the text should be last night. It's 3 months old. It seems to enjoy printing test pages perfectly, just to mock me.

Previous to that I had an Epson all in one that decided to print only in blue after a blissful 12 months or so honeymoon period.

Prior to that I had a Canon all in one that didn't take kindly to moving house.

My question is, are there any printers that will just sit there and print (or scan as well, preferably) wirelessly and without fuss for several years? I don't really need to print photos or much in colour, although it'd be nice.