Dear Allotment Thief

Raspeberry Pi are now doing an IR version of their camera board for about £20. You could easily set up a night vision motion detection system and catch the thief. You’d need an IR light source though.

Yay, my first harvest!

Yes, those are ridiculously tiddly cauliflower and the broccoli probably come in at about £5 each, but that allotment has been a fantastic place to deal with a pretty below-par year, and I have grown my own veg!

Chuffed – salmon & broccoli bake tomorrow 😀

Yes, that’s nice n all but what about the thief?! 😡

He died screaming in an incredibly violent way.

I think impaling was mentioned

He’s in a batch of Greggs mechanically separated sausage rolls*

*Probably still being an little skank no doubt, but not letting him ruin my happy ‘farmer’ moment.

Spray poison on everything . . . .then don’t forget that you did.