Dear Allotment Thie...
 

[Closed] Dear Allotment Thief

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You scabby, scabby, scabby, scabby, scabby little weasel.

Only had the plot 6 months. Probably spent 100 hours this year digging it out, planting etc - first trip down today for 2 weeks to do some weeding, and the first vegetables that are coming to fruition (broccoli) and you've already robbed 3 of what I can only assume were the largest as the others aren't even ready.

I hope whilst steaming them, you drop the boiling pan on your foot, go hopping through the house in pain, slip over your copy of weasel-weekly in your living room and land head first in the fireplace. I'll be sat at the top of the chimney waiting for you.

Turd.

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Posted : 20/10/2013 1:24 pm

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