I only did a couple of events so maybe they’re not representative but the second time, I left my actual cross bike in the garage and took my hardtail and flat pedals, it worked just as well overall and I had more fun.
The traffic was a big leveller though, you can only go as fast as the guy in front and I felt pretty out of step with other riders. In that regard it was like endurance xc racing only worse, at least in xc people are inclined to get out of the way but a lot of the cx guys obviously thought they were doing it properly and I should get off and walk too. Fair enough I suppose, it’s their ball. By the same token sometimes I was slower and also wider so I felt like it was my job to get out of the way as much as possible.
(I can’t do a proper cross remount without sitting on myself and I never got a handle on when it was better to carry even though it’s rideable, I guess my thinking might well change if I could get more from that stuff. Maybe an mtb is good at doing cx badly and a cx bike only gets good when you’re doing it better?)
Great laugh though, not sure why I’ve not done it again