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  • Corporate bullmud lingo-bingo
  • jimmy
    Full Member

    Why don't people just use normal language? In one e-mailed sentence received today I have;

    'Capacity'
    'Liase'
    'Engage'

    In reply, yes I have time to go talk with X to see if he's contacted Y.

    Idiots.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Why don't people just use normal language?

    Such corporate-speak is used by thick, over promoted people in a vain attempt to disguise the fact that they are as thick as pigsh1t.

    jimmy
    Full Member

    that fits

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Sees like a perfectly normal sentence.

    "I do not have the capacity to liaise with my need to go the toilet, as the toilet is engage(d).'

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    I think you need to engage with their shoe/wee interface needs as soon as you have the capacity.

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