Let us smash those mighty San Marino bastards!

Too long have they bullied the world footballing stage!

Tonight they go down! It’s time to fight for our footballing…

…and, as a pre-emptive strike against the Great Escape soundtrack….

Oh, and the team:

Will watch for Arsenal interest (half expecting Gibbs and the hobbity one to be stretchered off by half time).

Will watch for Arsenal interest (half expecting Gibbs and the hobbity one to be stretchered off by half time).

Given the Özil news, I expect Gibbs, Welbeck, Wilshere and Chambers to spontaneously combust around the 20min mark.

The Ox will get a splinter off the subs bench which will see him done till 2015.

It’s actually quite the Arsenal-centric team, and pundits, tonight.

That’s some goalkeeper stat – 162 goals conceded in 40 games! Wonder how my lad compares 😆

As a complete football retard. Isnt that rather a lot of subs? Is that usual or is this a friendly?

That’s some goalkeeper stat – 162 goals conceded in 40 games!

The SM coach might be better off just sticking a sack of spuds in the goal mouth … prone to chips though.

As a complete football retard. Isnt that rather a lot of subs? Is that usual or is this a friendly?

Squad is 21.

Subs allowed is 3….as in they can only make 3 substitutions.

Why so many? Seems daft. Oh well. Any rugby on?

That band do deserve to be bludgeoned to death with those instruments

Any rugby on?

I don’t know.

Any rugby on?

Nah. Sky Sports are showing 4 bloody hours of fat blokes throwing things at a wall.

Is it always England vs San Marino?

Is it always England vs San Marino?

Good question! Anyone?

Sam shows how its done.
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/29541497

Tonight, Laydeez and gentlemen, anagallis_arvensis is going to be that guy.

Oh do **** off. Is it your private thread?

It’s a football thread. You keep trying to taint it with rugby.

Oh do **** off.

And so Jamie is slaughtered by wit.

is wit a typo?

Erm…I wasn’t paying a massive amount of attention to the pre game ramblings, but I got the impression we were gonna thump goal after goal past them…..
25% played and not a bean…

Anyone care to guess the score line? I reckon 1-1 draw…

you just cannot stop quality like that
Arsenal written all over it

Good timing stumpy01 😀

…but yeah, it’s a bit anaemic.

That’s it now…they’ll settle down and get a few more.

7-0 is my guess

I do apologise sc-xc I thought it was a thread about Braveheart.
Anyway on topic some bloke on radio 4 this morning was saying that Rooneys goals had less weight than Linekers etc because England had achieved nothing in his time. Bit harsh I thought as Rooney has played in poor teams.

Well, that got the ball rolling!

It’s similar to the ‘putting on mud tyres’ ploy!

Apparently, Joe Hart has popped out for a sandwich.

A_A he also said that Linekers and CHarltons were worth more cos they were in winning world cup competitions. Not sure how we (the entire world) missed us winning the world cup all thise times but good newsnonetheless, or he could have been talking bollocks.

Mind you. With that NFL logo on the centre spot, they may as we’ll be playing rugby….

Joe Hart has popped out for a sandwich.

just to get away from A_A?

NFL? Didnt San Marino used to play for the Miami Dolphins?

San Marino are joint worst team in the world, sharing 208th place in the FIFA world rankings with Bhutan.

England are slim favourites then, I reckon 1-0.

Jamie – Freeloader!
Apparently, Joe Hart has popped out for a sandwich.

Nah, I think he’s gone to wash his hair. He was getting a bit flakey….

DezB – Member

Any rugby on?

Nah. Sky Sports are showing 4 bloody hours of fat blokes throwing things at a wall.

What things?
Cake?
Octopi?
Kittens?

I knew I should have got Sky – their making better batter aren’t they?
Or is it rubbing things better?
Or botting bitter biffers?

Anyway, shh now, the footie’s on.

I wonder if Roy realises he is the manager of England. He seems to be just sitting there like a pensioner waiting for a bus.

San Marino are joint worst team in the world

National Team – Let’s be clear about this when I played for Dynamo Parksite we were the worst team in the world.

Some of the passing is just, well it isn’t passing its just **** kicking it anywhere! Utter shit!

Great save!!

WE WILL DESTROY THE MIGHTY SAN MARINO WITH A HEADER FROM A DEFENDER, AND A PENNO.

EASY
EASY
EASY
EASY