Ding and indeed dong!

http://gallery.qthemusic.com/gallery/q283cherylcolecovershootbehindthescenes/Default.aspx

Nice to look at and singing voice is OK but when she opens her mouth to talk she has the most boring mono-geordie-tone in the world.

No thanks, far too annoying, far out ways her looks.

I dont get it at all, she is just dull.

Can't sing, can't dance, can't talk properly, can't get planning permission even though she wants special consent cus she's a celebrity, can't pick a husband, can hit people, people princess!

What's not to like?

I know I'm probably missing the point, but why does she look such a miserable bugger in those photographs? Face like a hen's ar*e!

Face like a hen's ar*e!

+1

Cheesy I appreciate the pics (too many miserable buggers on here today I think)

what's with the joey deacon pose?

I think she's just getting ready to leather a cloak room attendant in that picture…

Bony old skank.

Fairly sure most people don't appreciate her for her voice or daily life. Pictures were worth noting.

When I posted 'face like a hen's ar*e', I was commenting on her sour expression, not her looks. There's no two ways about it, she's a bonny lass, but Jesus, I'd hate to see her when she was really pi**ed off.

Its official. The blokes on here have the worst taste in women EVER. You go ino raptures over dodgy newsreaders, Kirsty bloody Alsop, Sarah Beany et al and you don't fancy Cheryl!!!

YOU FREAKS!!!

Well I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she farted.

I'd flap the duvet around to make a point of disapproval though.

Sweet jesus

Not my cup of cha but this made me 🙂

be a good date to hae incase of a night club brawl

Her face reminds me of this. Its the cheeks and the beedy/gimlet eyes

Its official. The blokes on here have the worst taste in women EVER. You go ino raptures over dodgy newsreaders, Kirsty bloody Alsop, Sarah Beany et al and you don't fancy Cheryl!!!

YOU FREAKS!!!

+1

good cans, but needs beating around the face with a 5 iron.

Its official. The blokes on here have the worst taste in women EVER. You go ino raptures over dodgy newsreaders, Kirsty bloody Alsop, Sarah Beany et al and you don't fancy Cheryl!!!

YOU FREAKS!!!

Fat, munter niche birds are the equivalent of titanium singlespeed 29'ers

She's a far better looking, with less make up and sparkly clothes, fancy hair-do kinda way, woman!

I don't watch any of that women and children's early Saturday evening television – but I did see a preview, and she looked like the wife of a travelling tarmacer, but without the home made tatoo's!

Say what you like about her, but her Twitter feed is brilliant…

http://twitter.com/cherylKerl

i think she is absolutely stunning.

(love the accent too)

🙂

Lovely. Then she opens her mouth… 🙁

That Loreal advert – what language is she speaking? I can't understand a word of it. It's not even Geordie pidgin English.

wot jedi said, but looks not enough. she would have to be able to engage in some meaningful conversation, enjoy camping and is probably a bit on the higher side of high maintenance. so i'm afraid I will be declining her kind offer of accompanying me to pub later

So very, very, dull. She's yet another example of the celebration of mediocrity that goes on these days.

You could argue that she is attractive, but venture into your local late night drinking establishment's 'vip area', where you can find many pretty girls with a ton of slap on, and that cold lifeless look on their face as endless dreams of celebrity and world domination scroll through their empty head.

She's great if you apply the same sort of metrics that make Tennent's Extra a superb beer 🙂

Everyone knows I like rough birds, but not her yuck.

Yup, great for a night on the town in Guildford.

She's glorious. Everything about her delights and gladdens me. Although if for some twisted reason she moved out of my television and into my home I might be more sensitive to her faults. 😀

Everything about her delights and gladdens me
even the racist thug bit?

I prefer Kimberley, cos she's from yorkshire and she's got back.
But i do agree that Cheryl is easy on the eye (if not the ears).

In a nice way, I do struggle to identify any of them that I would consider my type/appealing. Same with the Spice Girls years ago when someone said 'who is your favourite'? I had to settle on the ginger one to stop myself sounding 'gay'/pressured.

but venture into your local late night drinking establishment's 'vip area', where you can find many pretty girls with a ton of slap on,….

MY GOD!!
you don't want to know how I read that 😯 🙁

false tan, enameled teeth, hair extensions and god knows what else. oh and the standard auto pitched voice on her 'songs'. no thanks.

She's attractive in an obvious way 😀

I'd ride that like seabiscuit!