what are the strings attached to?

His penis.

I need to learn not to discuss these things in open forum – that’s your second little bitch spat today 🙂

It is?

Yes

Oh.

It’s ok…

No, no. I will refrain from further unpleasantries, as a penance for my obtuse behaviour.

Jamie – are you being made to sleep in the wet patch at the moment?

Where’s Molly? MOOOOOLLLY… FANCY A 200 MILER NEXT YEAR????

He was on the floor getting licked by one of philly’s pussies.

See… I really want to find that erotic… but it’s just so sinister.

that’s what i look like when i drive past attractive laydeez 😈

I knew I’d seen that look before.

The image has sped up now… doesn’t seem quite so bad. In slow motion it was freaking me out.

*is now turned on*

yay, this is still going, and i’ve nearly two pages to catch up with. 🙂

is there a date agreed for next year then?

*from a soaked and grumpy dgoab who hates scotland today*

No date set in stone yet but it’ll be around the time of the solstice.

*puts it in diary* 8)

a bunch of us are doing the snow roads audax, 300km and 5,000m of ascent if you fancy joining us before then? 🙂

so, where is mol anyway? has mrsgrips gone into labour?

isnt he travelling back from germany in his caravan?

Could be tempted all though it is sooo flipping far North. I did over 1500 miles when I was up in June!

Do you know what date it is?

Also, will you be observing proper cycling protocal or sticking with your energy gel diet?

Its middle ish May but no date been confirmed for next year. I know Druidh was interested (he’s away atm) but if he still is (and the van works) a few of us could share petrol costs by van sharing? Will need lights too. Its an audax and a long day so proper cycling protocal will be observed with plenty of cafe stops, cake and coffee!

200!

Sort of.

Sounds good… if I can rope some Southerners in, it could be all systems go… especially if they’re up for riding mtb’s for a bit up there too….

**** me do you lot do any work? There’s no way I’m doing any more road riding last time I did 100km I got such a sore Arse !

😕

😀

😆 @ Jimmers

Strangely, that email I “thought” I sent is in the Sent folder on my jellybone but not in the sent items on pooter.This is all very 😕

i went to see brokeback mountain at the cinema with my drummer, we were the only male couple to walk out the cinema not holding hands.

yeti, i’m driving to wallingford in 45 minutes. that is all. x

Strangely, that email I “thought” I sent is in the Sent folder on my jellybone but not in the sent items on pooter.This is all very

You and technology are uneasy bedfellows, Mr Darcy.

You and technology are uneasy bedfellows, Mr Darcy.

A bit like you and me then 😀

Seriously though, if it’s sent from my phone, then it should appear in the sent items on my pooter shouldn’t it? (both .mac accounts; the inboxes are always the same… 😕 )

Ahhhh booo… to emsz… you just need a comfier saddle that is all, and you’ll probably want a road bike too?

And to Philly… I’ll almost be able to smell you.

emsz, padded shorts, decent saddle and chamois cream will see you round fine…i survived a crit race on the thurs night, a road ride on the friday and an 18hour adventure on the road with TSY on the sat before i decided that it was too painful to sit on the saddle for a few days 😯

an 18hour adventure with TSY

Shhhhh… you’ll make the poor lass jealous.

You’ll have me wearing a helmet next. I think I’ll stick to my 20 mile loops. Roadies take everything too seriously. I wasn’t even allowed to bring a picnic 🙁

Roadies take everything too seriously. I wasn’t even allowed to bring a picnic

wow, and to think the only rule of my sexy parties is ‘you must bring your own crackpipe’ picnics are positively encouraged.

DGOAB – did you get email with missing file?

emsz – don’t let anyone ever tell you you can’t have a picnic

emsz – you’ve not been on a road ride with me… I ban picnics primarily because the cream spoils and nobody likes a jam scone with stinkyy cream.

Amongst the other rules…

No maps.
If you see a Greggs, purchase is compulsory, if you fancy it.