Musically this springs to mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mDQNRs5JCs
Lyrically (and aptly for this forum) this is superb, especially the second line:
Mclusky – Gareth Brown Says
All of your friends are ****
Your mother is a ball-point pen thief
Notoriety follows you
Like beatings follow rain
Bring on the big-hitters
You’ve got a prophets name
All of your tales are lies
You’ve never been to Alton towers
Michael Caine doesn’t follow you
And you’ve never been to Spain
Bring on the go-getters
You’ve got a prophets name
Gareth Brown says