We’ve got a lot of thoughts and ideas about how we’d like to spend 90 minutes that don’t involve watching Association Football.

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Chain smegma?

I have another one. I drove from Manchester to Liverpool to dipose of my out of date flare collection. My garage is safer as a result!

I drove from Manchester to Liverpool to dipose of my out of date flare collection.

Didn’t fancy sticking them up your arse then?

[ that’s a football fan reference, I’m not trying to be insulting ]

29 made me laugh. Twice.

I drove from Manchester to Liverpool to dipose of my out of date flare collection.

Hippy!

Yep I am old enough to have worn flares.
Hangs head in shame, looks contrite.

Sticking a parachute flare up your posterior might not go well!

Long commute in the pouring rain – still more fun than watching football!!

90 minutes for a brake bleed! Really?

90 minutes for a brake bleed! Really?

My brake bleeds usually go to extra time!

Maybe add ‘fit a tyre insert’. Recent experience suggests that’s easily 90mins.

29. Clean your bathroom grouting
Still actually more appealing than footerball.

True dat.