I was up in the Dales supporting/heckling some mates who were doing the Three Peaks, we went for a nice walk up a pleasant bridleway only to find simonfbarnes spoiling the views. I was only joking when I threatened to break every bone in his body, in reality I was just going to stick to major structural components, time being valuable and all 🙂
As for my house being one big bike shed, erm, I can see why you might think that. But why wouldn’t you keep the chain lube and ketchup in the same cupboard.
Elf, you should come up for the next STW Peak ride thing from Marple, innit 😉