More fibre?

Are you Gillian McKeith?

Who?
*Runs off to Google images*

It needs a polish.

don’t you spell it ‘jobbie’?

very hot curry and beer is what you need….

Good luck ernie, the odds are against you.
bellerophon, dunno mate.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jobby
I guess either works.

ha, everyday’s a school day 😀

No. I’m not.
Doctor tells me that if I’m eating enough fibre they should float. I’ve tried everything from porridge to veg to fruit to bouyancy aids but the little turds (and not so little some of them) still head straight to the bottom of the bowl like they’re wearing little concrete booties. 🙁

Sometimes I way myself pre and post my morning ablutions.

My record weightloss stands at over 2 lb. Anything greater than 1 and I’m pretty chuffed.

only two pounds !

Apparently he is full of shi…… 😛

Given the amount jobby taked on here I’m amazed certain ‘big hitters’ hav’nt floated away into the ether due to weight loss.

Doctor tells me that if I’m eating enough fibre they should float.

Well my black and white cat’s turds are unsinkable. However many times I flush the toilet they just bob back up to the surface. And he doesn’t eat any fibre.

knottie – we need stats!

That’s one hell of a toilet trained cat you’ve got there ernie. How long do you reckon before you’ll get it to do its own flushing?

Thanks for the tip Ernie.
[Makes plans to stop by Sainsbury’s and stock up on Whiskas]

No don simon, the little git occasionally craps in the bath, and no amount of hanging him upside down and screaming abuse into his face seems to stop him. He treats it like some sort of joke and strolls away completely unperturbed. I then have to dispose of the turd(s).

mine are big, fiberous and hefty………. 😀
someone who shall remain unamed in my household leave little floaty rabbit dropping type things in the pot.

My cats love Allbran for breakfast – no idea if their jobbies float or not….