dawson – you’ve just reminded me a tale that in retrospect is funny.
Several years ago, I was admitted to ICU with an autoimmune disease. I was obviously very ill and my poor wife was beside herself with worry. She sayed at her mum’s, lay on the bed with her phone and tried to get some sleep.
At about 08:30 she was startled awake by the phone. Hear in mouth, she answered. It was my dad.
“Hiya love. Bad news”
Poor wife is in a right state at this point.
My dad continued “you’ve got ants in your kitchen.”
Yep – he’d called round to our house to feed the cat and discovered ants under the oven. And that was the “bad news.”
Poor wife was expecting the worse. She gave my dad a right bollocking!