…is the challenge to…

a) stealthily buy a bike and hope my gf, to whom I’m getting married next year doesn’t notice?
b) stick with my current bike but just ride more than them so I remain better than them?
c) relax on the ride and use the bike as an excuse for mincing?

😉

B

mine all ride orange’s………….. 😆

Pook she will notice!

Definitely B.

There is no such thing as a better bike only deeper debt 😆 .

d) Carry on riding as before and don’t worry too much about what others have 😆

Defo A

Find some new mates with sh*t bikes who are also cr*p riders. win win !!

You simply replace the entire bike piece by piece, by having everything delivered to work, and ensuring everything is the same colour as that it replaces!

This will unfortunately rob of you of that neon pink statement that you were going to make, but you can live without that, can’t you

Oh…. You can’t? 😉

e) find some poorer friends with crap bikes?

Hi,

I think I have the solution..???

” Get rid of girlfriend and spend wedding savings on a Nomad….”

Ah, but do they have better faces than you?

Are they better dancers than you?

Do they have better faeces than you?

Pook – just get Hora to give you first dibs on whatever he’s bored with this week.

Five spot?

c) relax on the ride and use the bike as an excuse for mincing?

Isn’t this your default setting?

Pook Ive never seen you mincing on any ride ive been on with you.
Answer B
An expensive bike hurts more when you crash and you find a scratch!

There is no such thing as a better bike only deeper debt .

And there speaks THE voice of experience!

If you’re about to get married the correct answer is

d) buy a bike because you want to and don’t need permission from the gf

and remember it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission

Try getting a new bike by stealth.
Just upgrade bits on current bike until you have all the parts needed except frame
Then catch future mrs with…. All I need is the frame

Worked for me and she didn’t suds how much I really spent

Just ride have fun, who cares what bike you ride as long as it works and your fitness is good.

if you wait long enough your bike will have retro chic, like my 15 year old Zaskar…

If you’re about to get married the correct answer is

d) buy a bike because you want to and don’t need permission from the gf

and remember it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission

This philosophy was what landed me in houswork for a month earlier this year!

(I however still have the bike & craftily avoid the dishes thus proving said theory is perfectly feasible)

D: Buy me a new bike and you can borrow it when I’m not using it.

It’d have to be light.

I’ve seen you ride up at Stainburn. You don’t need a better bike, you are good enough on that!

Although need and want are different things 🙂

I’d love to have friends blingier and faster than me. I still have fun on the downhills, have excuses uphill and there’s nobody else to slow you down.

Also, get fitter trying to keep up with them and then either you’re all the same speed or you eventually get a new bike and destroy them 😀

Get me a Santa Cruz Tallboy with full XTR then please, that’d be nice and light.

Their bikes maybe better than yours but are they better riders ?
and if they are friends who cares

for me to carry up hills for you?

mikey…. I refer you to the ;o)

Naturally. I’ll carry your jelly babies in return. Maybe.

Some of my mates have worse bikes than me (I’m be genious, mine is way better than most of them and at least a bit better than the rest 🙂 ).

But I would gladly give it up to be able to climb and decend as well as best of them do.

Dont think I built to make them jealous, just in a very fortunate position that when I upgrade I buy the stuff that magazines (and the STW massive) convince me I need to try and gain a few yards on them.

Easy for me to say, but its not what you ride its how you ride it.

my mistake 🙂

b.

The fact you ride better than them is why they upgraded their bikes in the first place.

B is the best solution but you may want to bling a few bits up, just to make you feel happier.

If it involves debt. No. I don’t ‘get’ people who have multiple mountain bikes either.

Let’s face it pook I’d rather be sacrificing buying a posh bike to marry a great woman.

Most STW’ers are single or angry in their relationships and own many bikes.

Sod that if that’s the option!

er what do you mean “remain”? Mr I can’t ride round corners.

😀

how’s your leg BTW?

I don’t ‘get’ people who have multiple mountain bikes either.

Facepalm

Use what you have and save up for your new bike!