I used to go out with her. She was fat and talentless then, I see that she is even fatter and more talentless now. She was crap in bed too, always ‘me, me, me.’ I think it was because she is fat. Oh, and her voice grated on me too. She had a guaranteed record contract from the fame school, or ‘factory’ she went to and she never stopped bleating on about it. Some people have to actually work for their fame. Not my fat Adele, oh no. Sorry for the mini rant, but I think I am actually responsible for some of the shite songs on her last album. I broke her fat heart, she broke wind. A lot.