Well since it’s what you want!
You have a face only a mother could love and a drunken mother on ecstacy at that.
You have a p4n1s so small and thin you could give tattoo’s by dipping it in ink and jirating your pelvis.
You have a back so hairy you have to brush it with a rake and an ass so fat your chin wobbles when you fart.
You’re so stupid, calling you an idiot is a compliment.
You are the biggest *@&$ £$%&^ the world has ever known and you smell like @+&%.
All of the above is meant as a joke and is not intended to cause any offense or insult what so ever.
D1ck head!