I have a question for a police officer but would rather not post it on here. (apologies everyone else).
If you are an officer and don't mind me asking a question could you mail me at peremosca(at)hotmail.com

Thanks

They have to be over 16 years old. hth.

roper make sure a PC replies not a PCSO (Star Trek fans who want to have authority in life) 🙄

roper make sure a PC replies not a PCSO

or even a 'Highways Officer'

i ride with a load of copper, send me your question and i'll pass it on

You could post it on here

http://www.ukpoliceonline.co.uk/index.php

i ride with a load of copper

doesn't that affect your suspension settings, monkey_boy? 🙂

not a PCSO

Fake bacon?

I'm a keen Vet, Pugilist, Doctor and now Officer. Send me your question and I will consult Wiki.

the fact that she was smoking a tab when you met her is not a deffence the courts wil entertain!!

A question for Police Officers. Everyone else move along please[s], nothing to see[/s]

Oh and i forgot to say, you have been here before right?

It's rape, even if you say 'Suprise!' first…

not a PCSO

Fake bacon?

Quorn Copper?

Hobby bobby

not a PCSO

Fake bacon?

Quorn Copper?

Hobby Bobby ?

EDIT: Bu55er beaten to it by Trimix…..

I'm a copper and have been for 6 years, feel free to send a message. E-mail in screen.

I'm sure Munque-chick will sort you out but you can also send me your query/problem/confession should you wish. DC with 14 years service.

All the best.

Confession wouldn't that be nice 😉

can someone pretend to be a copper then post the question here so we can all have a laugh.

Sorry all quite mundane but thanks for the replies, well some of them 😉
I have emailed.

Roper YGM.

If you want to confess, find a priest! 😉

Roper YGM.

All the best.

Wait a minute, there are FEDS on here…????

Right, er, all bets are off; he just gave it to me, it was a present; I'm holding it for a mate; the money was just resting in my account.

Phew, that was a close one.

if any of the other bobbies need any advice, im a sgt! :0)

Easygirl. What!

Are you a wooden top?

I’m a steely eyed, lantern jawed, grim faced big city detective 😉

I reckon a hobby bobby is a special not a PCSO.

not a PCSO

Fake bacon?

Quorn Copper?

Hobby Bobby ?

Plastic Pig??

not a PCSO

Fake bacon?

Quorn Copper?

Hobby Bobby ?

Plastic Pig??

Non Propper Copper

I reckon a hobby bobby is a special not a PCSO.

Agree. Specials are ok. PCSO need a proper shoeing.

deluded
front line pal, ill pass the easy jobs onto your lot!!

pcso are allright, some of them do a good job, but there are also some real plonkers

easygirl:
….but there are also some real plonkers

They must be all the ones i have met then.

why is it most PCSO's are either Fat or so small they wouldn't scare a 12 year old

Why is that no matter what the police do we moan at them or make hilarious pig jokes? Would like to hear (and I know you wont do so here) what they say about the public privately?

Junkyard – Member
Why is that no matter what the police do we moan at them or make hilarious pig jokes? Would like to hear (and I know you wont do so here) what they say about the public privately?

I think you find no-one has actually ripped on the police in this thread.

HTH.

"they wouldn't scare a 12 year old"

to misquote Wellington;

"I don't know what they do to the criminals, but they scare the sh*t out of me"

My sister's a DI and she says that actually they do tend to free up 'proper' police officers for more important things and it does make the grannies happy to see police on the streets.

I play football with a pig copper very nice policeman, so you can email me the question if you want anymore answers.

My mum was engaged to a Policman before she married my Dad, feel free to email me.

HA ha! you lot make me laugh! I just ignore the copper bashing threads now! It's like EVERY walk of life some are good at their job some are idiots, if you've been unfortunate to have had a bad experience despite what we say people still form streotypes and think all coppers are muppets/tw**/jumped up … fill in what word you wish 😉

Everyone entitled to their own opinion. Easy girl is right there are some brilliant PCSO's out there worth their weight in cold that take a lot of minor work away from coppers and deals with it! However as already said there are a lot of plums!!