She choked him and has him forever…

2nd date, time for some mattress mumbo.

Use the old favorite, ‘fancy watching a movie? Don’t get any ideas though, I’m not that easy’

Maybe he’s gone the way of all her previous dates……

For don simon.

[video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM[/video]

Never go out with a loaded weapon, so to speak. Crack one off before going. If the action kicks off early you could be in trouble mind, so wing it with some tantric or heavy petting. Yeah, that should do it.

I’m presuming the OP is older than 14, so can’t see this being a problem! 😯

2nd date, time for some mattress mumbo.

You obviously mix in very classy circles! 😯

@nedrapier 😆 Thanks.

So, 2nd date happened. She survived and so did i. Full dignity still in tact (just). Going for the 3rd Date now.

You obviously mix in very classy circles!

Jesus, take the stick out of your behind…….it’s banter.

take the stick out of your behind

This is clear third date behaviour. Let’s not rush the boy now.

TractorFrog – Member
So, 2nd date happened. She survived and so did i. Full dignity still in tact (just). Going for the 3rd Date now.

We’re going to need more detail than that. After all the advice you’ve had you owe us…

My second date was here, that was about 11 years together ago.(It was snowing too)
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQYlPws6_Q&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

Maybe consider it for a third?

This is clear third date behaviour. Let’s not rush the boy now.

😆

Have you seen this?

http://storify.com/rhodri/your-awful-dates-in-140-characters

Warning: You’d better have an hour to spare.

Ok, so met for dinner, decided not to take a jacket so no risk of punching her in the face (see 1st page comments) and i didn’t have to blow her up ever hour so need need for super patches. I decided to drive into town so there would be no drunk play boxing outside the take away either. Went to play some pool, made her laugh so much she snorted like a pig (haha) walked her back to her car, went in for the kiss, didn’t strangle her and take her home so she would be mine forever either and then just got on the txt to her. Called her for a 3rd date and got no answer, so dropped her a txt and got told she was busy with her studies and no free time.

nevermind, left it open for the future

Time to acquire a new target

You should have playfully strangled her, but used the googly eyed monster as a distraction. It’s good too establish a safety word at the start of a date, in case things get a bit rough 😉

The safe word was “Matt Damon”