women by the time they are actually grown up.
Women grow up? Who knew? What do they grow into?
I once bought some tampons when I was younger. The chemist asked if they were for my mum. I said they weren’t. He asked were they for my sister. Again I said they weren’t. He asked who they were for, and I replied that they were for me. He asked me why I wanted them, and I pointed out some writing on the packet that said that whilst wearing them one could swim, ride a bike, or do gymnastics…and I couldn’t do any of them.
I went into the same chemist some months later and asked the lady at the counter why all the ladies sanitary products had bows and ribbons on. She told me it was for the Christmas period.