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the royal family repeatedly use the back door entrance!

Though apparently they used the front one at least once.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:27 pm
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A boy.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:32 pm
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Boy, 8lbs 6oz.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:34 pm
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yep it's a boy.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:34 pm
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(why are births exempt from the metric system legislation?)


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:35 pm
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But most importantly, does it look like James Hewitt?


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:36 pm
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"and now the big news is, what will he be called?"

Should be good for another twelve hours of continual news broadcasts.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:37 pm
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8lbs 6oz..........8lbs 6oz...............................8lbs 6oz................................................8lbs 6oz


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:37 pm
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(why are births exempt from the metric system legislation?)

Cougar, all weights and dimensions through the process and after birth, including growth charts etc are all recorded in metric. It's just that we still like to hear what it is in lbs and oz. I don't remember an imperial measurement being used anywhere in the process with dd.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:38 pm
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But most importantly, does it look like James Hewitt?

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Posted : 22/07/2013 8:41 pm
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Well I would like to extend my loyal congratulations to Her Royal Highness.

Gawd blessya love......you've done us proud.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:41 pm
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Well I think it's all rather lovely to be honest.

Congrats and all that jazz 😀


 
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Official statement from Kensington Palace on birth

The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry and members of both families have been informed and are delighted with the news.

It comes as a huge relief to me to learn that the Royal Family are "delighted with the news".


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:49 pm
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Well, I am republican in outlook and not at all enthusiastic about another royal to pay for...

However as a parent, I wish them all the best for the future with their new baby - as I was lucky enough to do for one of my friends earlier today (Congratulations again P!).


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:50 pm
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I can't stop thinking about the birthing scene from V.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:54 pm
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Where is the placenta in the line of succession? Still in front of the spawn of Hewitt I'll wager.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 8:55 pm
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I reckon George but hoping for Dave.


 
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Tyler


 
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Samuri


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:01 pm
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I'm going to put a fiver each way on "Jayden" (in case they go for it as a second name).


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:01 pm
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They should name him Henry IX ... :mrgreen:

I think he might be the last King.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:02 pm
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Oliver Cromwell Windsor has a certain ring to it. 😀


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:03 pm
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WGAS?


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:05 pm
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How are you pronouncing that j_d?


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:06 pm
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I have just been down the bookies, and put a fiver on him being named Baz.

WGAS?

Who gets a son? Why, Kate does!


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:06 pm
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They could call it Chewitt after Charles and Hewitt


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:07 pm
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Little bugger has stolen my birthday, not paying taxes ever again now!!


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:07 pm
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Oxford


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:08 pm
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Apparently, Prince Harry has already gone out to get some ice cream for his nephew....


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:10 pm
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All I'm interested in is do I get another Bank Holiday or not. 😡


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:12 pm
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I'm struggling to care, I can't even sum up the energy to even try and post some subversive unwitty comment.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:13 pm
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Wayne Satchimo Slow Hand Hitler...

That's my guess.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:14 pm
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it will be called replikate.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:16 pm
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All I'm interested in is do I get another Bank Holiday or not

https://twitter.com/angryflatcap/status/359207536810930177/photo/1

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i was going to type a massive rant but i think i'll just re-post the above again! (cheers cougar)

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Posted : 22/07/2013 9:37 pm
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Thanks Cougar! I'll borrow that if you don't mind. 8)


 
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I was hoping for a massive rant 🙁


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:42 pm
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Maybe it was going to be a " Hewitt had nothing to do with this one, look to his uncle" type of rant?

Tsk. Get your facts right people.

Oh, sorry. it's STW. Forget your facts, as you were.


 
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Posted : 22/07/2013 9:54 pm
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^ 😆 ^


 
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That is genuine LOL yunki


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 9:58 pm
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Nice one Edric64!


 
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Posted : 22/07/2013 10:02 pm
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Jive bunny, never EVER be nasty to her royal Kateness.
I know she's with another bloke now but I reckon I'm still in with a chance.


 
Posted : 22/07/2013 10:08 pm
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I bet she did not defecate or swear once during the birth. Her servants did all that for her


 
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