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...must provide evidence.

STW, I give you the magnificent Dick Busch - http://www.dickbuscharchitects.com


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 1:28 pm
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The Ed Uni vets I drive past every day.

http://www.ed.ac.uk/vet/services/small-animals/vet-practices/dick-vet-general-practice


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 1:33 pm
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I used to work for a share registrar (big list of shareholders in lots of companies) so these are all the legal names (and would have to have provided evidence as such) of people I came into contact with

Mr D Forskin
Henry Shaw-Twilley
Mrs (so chose to take the name...) Seema Butt
Mrs (again...) Fanny Gash

Got a letter from this solicitor too...

http://www.ajcareless.co.uk

Though I think he's going it alone now, as they used to be 'careless & co'


 
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Lady golfer: Titiya Plucksataporn 😯

Evidence: http://www.letscoring.com/player/120704


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 1:41 pm
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...must provide evidence.


 
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allthegear


 
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Phil McCrackin :mrgreen:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/philip-mccrackin-aa6249b6/?ppe=1


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 1:42 pm
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must provide evidence.

email in profile


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 1:45 pm
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worked for surgeons called Savage and Hackett.


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:21 pm
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fanny Chmelar the german skier

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look at the journalists name
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Posted : 05/10/2017 2:24 pm
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The island of pens or a land of..
www.penisland.com
Find an agent who represents or look for a present for your
www.whorepresnts.com


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:25 pm
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I am blessed with a great surname with zero piss taking oportunity attached.

Email in profile...


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:25 pm
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Mike Hunt used to be the guy in charge of the Don Whillans Memorial Climbers hut at the Roaches.

Don't know if he still does it but it must have been hell having student clubs giggling down the phone when booking the hut.

Edit: according to this page he stopped doing it in 2012.

http://www.donwhillanshut.co.uk/page/6


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:29 pm
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There's a dickie Gaywood near me.


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:32 pm
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There was once (in the 80s I reckon) a BMW dealership on the Boroughbridge Road outside Knaresborough called Eric G. Hunt.

I can't, for a minute, guess why he put the G. in there


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:34 pm
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80's windsurfer shaper Helmut ****e. Very nice bloke.

http://surf-forum.com/forum/thread/10884-wer-weiss-was-%C3%BCber-klepper-s305/


wenn es um das board geht von dem der TO weiter iben ein google bild eingestellt hat ist es noch die ältere, aber stabilere Bauweise, also Aussenhaut ABS/ASA und nicht PC(Lexan) und statt einer weissen sichtbaren Formtrennkante (Epoxy) wurden die zwei Halbschalen ineinadergesteckt und mit PU Kleber (ähnlich Sikaflex) verklebt / abgedichtet, der war früher schwarz, gegen ende der produktion dieser technologie dann weiss.
die boards waren damals etwas hinter dem stand der technik, also keine laminate die steifigkeit bringen was andere marken damals schon hatten, aber sehr robust und wie man sieht langlebig.

dann wurde die produktionstechnologie umgestellt und sehr vieles auf einmal umgestellt, PC aussenschalen, von innen bedruckt und auslaminiert, in der form verpresst, formtrennkante etc.. waren hübsche bretter, sehr gut gelaufen ist der gelb/grüne S272, etwas länger gabs ein board in pink das auch viel gekauft wurde, leider war die technologioe nicht ausgereift und in der folge gab es dann den konkurs von klepper

[b]shaper war damals helmut ****e[/b]

produktion in rosenheim in den klepperwerken

schwertsystem allgeier

viel mehr fällt mir auf die schnelle nicht ein


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:35 pm
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I was watching a somber piece on Apartheid in South Africa on the BBC News with my parents around 1991 and Tokyo Sexwale appears.... I'm pretty sure to make it even worse, the BBC had captioned Sexwhale.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Sexwale


 
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Founder of online poker website Partygaming.com and one of the world's richest men, Anurag Dikshit.

[img] http://www.stripers247.com/phpBB2/attachment.php?attachmentid=9119&stc=1&d=1229608006 [/img]


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:47 pm
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In-Bum Chun
Visiting Fellow - Foreign Policy, Center for East Asia Policy Studies


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:50 pm
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When I was a kid we had a dog called spliff. Thanks to my mum who was not a 'conventional' type of mum. My gran uses to take him occasionally and would insist on calling him smith. I don't think I realised what spliff meant at the time.


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:54 pm
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There was once (in the 80s I reckon) a BMW dealership on the Boroughbridge Road outside Knaresborough called Eric G. Hunt.

Dick Lovett already has the BMW title sewn up.


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 2:56 pm
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Car dealership in Bury/Bolton - Riding & Kok.


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 3:09 pm
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I'm pretty sure, johndoh, that it's far worse than that and the BMW garage is G. Eric Hunt.

Quite why he felt the need to stress his middle name is beyond me...

Rachel


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 3:30 pm
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There was a NASCAR driver called [url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle ]Dick Trickle.[/url]


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 4:23 pm
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Died of a self inflicted gun shot wound.


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 4:26 pm
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Mike Hunt is the head grounds man at Lords. He goes by “Mick” but occasionally the odd slip up happens on TMS


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 4:30 pm
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Robin Mahfood CEO of Food for the Poor. Makes me laugh every time

Evidence

[url= https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_for_the_Poor ]Meal Theft[/url]


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 4:31 pm
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Jussi-Pekka ([url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jussi-Pekka_Savolainen ]Finnish footballer[/url])


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 4:54 pm
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Wright Hassall solicitors always struck me as a little unfortunate...


 
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fanny Chmelar the german skier

We must be long overdue for a repost of this.


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 6:40 pm
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Nothing to add other than there was thread like this a year ago that had me howling with laughter. Crying I was


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 6:49 pm
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Mr Eric Box. Funeral directors in Batley.

http://efbox.co.uk


 
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"Edukator"


 
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[url= http://www.sanjuanco.com/924/Randy-Gaylord ]Randy Gaylord[/url]


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 7:03 pm
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[url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Baumgardner ]Randy Baumgardner[/url]


 
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This is most definitely NOT Penis. It's Denis. Apparently.


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 7:36 pm
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Don't mess with no 81...Miroslav Satan

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Or Cal Clutterbuck...

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Mr Eric Box. Funeral directors in Batley.

Are these his brothers ?

www.boxbros.co.uk

Lovely people, did my mates funeral.


 
Posted : 05/10/2017 8:02 pm
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"Errm sorry Roger not this time". Surely?


 
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I'm pretty sure this is the company of an old school aquaintance, Mike...

http://www.huntcommercial.co.uk


 
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Posted : 06/10/2017 12:11 am
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Another Mike Hunt here, american chap, only had one volume when on the phone so you should hear him at some point (evidence)


 
Posted : 06/10/2017 12:20 am
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On seeing the thread title I immediately thought of my friend Samuel Bowman, who we call Sambo.
I've been told that is inappropriate.


 
Posted : 06/10/2017 2:04 am
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Former American Vice President
Dick Cheney always conjured up an image I would rather forget ..more suited to being a sex shop owner ..
I know Mike Hunt's brothers ..Warwick & Issac ..
I used to deal with a company called Clarence Erection when selling sheet metal for GKN as a 16 year old teleseller ..never could keep a straight face..


 
Posted : 06/10/2017 5:48 am
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I was at Uni with Mike Hunt. Used to play football too, so we often used to shout stuff like 'get it out on the left, Mike Hunt's wide open' and then fail to do anything for the next 5 minutes while we giggled like schoolboys.

More repeatable but to me funnier is a school friend's mum, Kerry, who purely by choice married a man called Matthew Oakey. She double barrelled her name to avoid the issue.

And another mates, surname Mint who had to genuinely talk his wife out of naming one of* his daughters Philippa (short = Pippa)

* yes, one of. He has 4 kids and fortunately more that one of them is a girl, because if he'd only had the one he swears he'd have nicknamed her Polo. You work it out.


 
Posted : 06/10/2017 6:30 am
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There is a Euan Kerr at work, at least his parents never spelt it with a W.


 
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An ex-colleague is called Clint. We had a corporate 'do' some years ago which he organised, his team wore t-shirts with their names in big letters across their backs. In block capitals.

He spent most of the day looking like he was called C_NT as the L & I merged in the cloth. Genius.


 
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^reminds me of a certain cake image that was doing the rounds on t'internet.


 
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Khun Poo

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There was a successful national-level rally driver back in the 80s with a car sponsored by PCE. We used to s**** as he pelted through Dalby Forest with PRECAST CONCRETE ERECTIONS emblazoned down the side of his Ascona 400
🙂


 
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When I lived in Switzerland, I used to pass a pet shop in Effretikon on my way home ...
It was named Animal Love ... don't google it

And most weirdly, the bar opposite was called the Titanic Bar. Would you want to drink in a bar named after a disaster ?


 
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I've got that Cooking with Poo book. It's really good.


 
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Client at my old work (married name, don't blame the parents) called Emma Royds.


 
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I used to live over the road from Wang On Blinds in Vancouver.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/entheos_fog/2221543741


 
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Wang on blinds? That must be uncomfortable, surely better to wipe on the curtain


 
Posted : 12/04/2018 8:31 am
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I was at the till in Decathlon last week when I noticed the lady's name on her badge was Nickerlyne.  😀 Didn't half make me giggle.


 
Posted : 12/04/2018 8:41 am
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Lady called Joanne with the surname King.

Called her self Joking which seemed strange until she pointed out the alternative was pronounced Jo****ing


 
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http://www.waynekerrtest.com


 
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The Royal Dick I had forgotten about...

https://www.summerhall.co.uk/the-royal-dick/

https://twitter.com/thedickvet?lang=en


 
Posted : 13/04/2018 11:27 am
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I used to drive past an estate agents in Oz called Robin Daley

https://www.manta.com/ic/mvmsg5w/au/robin-daley-pty-limited

The local hotel had a young woman working in the kitchen called Sam Wedge


 
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Skip hire company in Leicester called T. Watts - this is how they had it painted on the skips and the full stop was miniscule. Genius.

Still in business!


 
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Just happened across a firm of solicitors called 'Wright Hassall'. You bet.


 
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Way back when I was a young teenager we used to drive past a billboard for the Spook Erection company. I have a feeling it was in Moreton -In- Marsh. Even they play on the name now with their logo, but I remember one time my sense of humour got the better of me and I said "Is that how they put the willies up people?"  Cue a very tight lipped reaction from my somewhat prudish mother, and some silent shoulder shaking from  Dad.

http://www.spookerection.com/index.php


 
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http://anldrainage.co.uk


 
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