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mostly pointless.

I'm a lurker...

I like winding people up. Makes the days pass a little quicker.

I'm a [s]lurker[/s] salesman...

🙂

Too nice to be a " big hitter"?

fits and bursts....

particularly active when i have to fill my quota of days on tech support.

slightly active when i have to actually go in the field.

unlikely to be seen much when i am not working.

Did I miss a thread?

Miserable chip-on-shoulder Scouser

Easily distracted

Miserable fascistic bully and enemy of the people. Apparently.

I have contributed to just under 100 pages worth of threads

687... 😯

I don't contribute much to the bike forum as I know so little. Most of my contributions are to chat where I know less but I don't care.

obsessed by titanium would describe me

355 pages

Consisting mostly of :

1. Hit the North
2. Monday Night Pub Ride
3. Crisps

I have contributed to just under 100 pages worth of threads

That's 2,237 posts, if you care.

Mine is, erm, more. *cough*

118 pages and a variety pack of Monster Munch...

Rachel

as billy no mates

591 pages...............I need to get out more.

Only 229 pages, not sure if that includes posts under my previous nom de plume though.

F- must try harder

229 here too. In 3.5 years. I need to get out more or work harder....

78 pages over 5 years it is almost as if I have a real life and a job.

407 pages of mainly drivel....

239 under this id.
734 under my previous.....

I am SurfMat.

[i]I am SurfMat.[/i]

Awsum.

i was the top poster a few times back in the day. i try to check in everyday still

34 pages, probably 30 of which are from the last month or so.

Work is quiet.

My contribution is Big.

Mainly in the bike forum, avoid those that run to many pages, can't resist any thread with the title "weight saving" in it!

589 pages post hack.

What do you have to hit for Big Hitter status!?

That's 2,237 posts, if you care.

I care Cougar - and have a vaguely genuine reason for asking, what's my post count?!

270 pages.

Just be thankful they don't have the lists of top posters in the magazine any more...

386, clearly I miss you all and feel needy 😛

232, mostly if off colour but things that make me giggle and get slapped with a ban so fodder for tattoo haterz and singlespeedy shite. I contribute nothing to this ere forum or the sport in general of any worth whatsoever.

njee20 - Member
What do you have to hit for Big Hitter status!?

It's quality, not quantity. Sorry but you're a minnow (no offence)

I, of course, have both. 1054 pages of pure gold.

We need those guys from the Big Data thread to come trawl the forum.

It would be quite funny to have a "topic cloud" diagram for each member showing what they talk about and how much, bike/chat, negative/positive, how advice asked for/given. Or quite depressing, probably, if you clicked on your own!

njee20 - Member
Mainly in the bike forum, avoid those that run to many pages,

scotroutes - Member

njee20 - Member
Mainly in the bike forum, avoid those that run to many pages,

Good point. Counting pages of threads flatters those that don't keep banging on and on and on when it's a thread on something like politics, religion or helmets

Or bikepacking.

Or tune associations!

If you have a fairly unique username try a google site search, eg singletrackworld.com:wwaswas

I did and frightened myself.

That's a lot of occurrences of a username

13 pages, 5 years. Rubbish compared to you lot.

203 pages of mostly bike-related comment. I don't do politics and religion, unless bike-related, obviously#.

#See campag thread.

Hmmmmm ..., page after page (500+) of the inarticulate, mostly nonsensicle ramblings of a chippy northern idiot, indespeesed with periods of silence enabled by the ban hammer

And some photoshop, Gregg's references and pictures of Benny Hill

If you have a fairly unique username try a google site search, eg singletrackworld.com:wwaswas

That'll include people using your name though, but I guess if you take 80% or so you probably won't be a million miles off, and puts you ahead of Al, stirling effort!

Jeez, 213 pages.

Just found my first post-hack post:

[i]Nearly, can you guess who I used to be?[/i]

what's my post count?!

20,210 (and 77 deleted posts).

If you have a fairly unique username try a google site search, eg singletrackworld.com:wwaswas

I'd hazard that's an overestimate of your actual posting history.

According to the forum tools, you have 31,427 posts (and 367 deleted ones, well done). According to Google, you have "About 186,000 results".

...puts you ahead of Al, stirling effort!

They're actually [i]really[/i] close; so close that I'm loathe to report figures in case a competition breaks out.

I have just contributed to the small female minority 😛

I got slapped last time I did that.

Yes and if I did that kind of thing id be in an even smaller minority! 😆

543 which is rubbish compared to the 24.1k on twitter 😯

300 pages of lefty political stuff and a bit of bike chat. I occasionally post pretty pictures. 🙂

127 pages

I bet I still have more on Bikemagic

Mainly lurk for helpful discussions.

And the gifs.

And Jamie's photoshopping.

I got 99! Mmmmm, flake....

147, I had an Alfa 147, that was mainly bollocks too.

A meagre 36.

I have nothing to say

1227! Of which some were funny, some were useful, most were just listening to the sound of my own voice

I demand a post count as I am being beaten by minor contributors 😉

I guess I tend to contribute a lot to a narrow window of thread type then

770 NW that is HUGE.

Only 56 here. I tend to read and comment when something interests me, like now. 8)

Is this the number of pages listed on your profile? If so I'm at 227.

I think my posting slowed once I joined Twitter (32329 tweets).

191, thankfully I seem to have cut back since I made the top 10 back when the mag published the stats!

I reckon nearly all of my created topics will be, err, off topic, though 🙂

2.11

[i]and 367 deleted ones, well done[/i]

In my defence I think a lot of those relate to spam reporting, post deletion and subsequent thread closures.

I've only had two actual bans (or maybe three, yes probably three). So it's one ban per 10,000 posts...

I've only had two actual bans (or maybe three, yes probably three).

You're obviously not trying hard enough 😉

814 pages of fighting to make the world a better place via STW.

Of course, some of those threads had a lot of posts...

Come on Cougar, spill the beans - what's our real post count? Post the top 20..?

I like to think I provide a valuable service in introducing new music to people who aren't the slightest bit interested 🙂

(although, apparently, a few people have got into new things due to my posts, which is blimmin great).

No idea of the numbers of pages/posts/whatever

I demand a post count as I am being beaten by minor contributors

30,662 for Junkyard.

770 NW that is HUGE.

36,067 for Northwind.

Come on Cougar, spill the beans - what's our real post count? Post the top 20..?

You, sir, have a prolific 44,354.

I can't post the top N, I'm afraid; with the tools I have available I can only do it on a per-user basis so you'll need to suggest names. The best I came up with last night was TJ, who was nominally higher then Northwind, but Molly's demolished him.

The Admin team probably can do it, I've a vague memory of them doing exactly that last time we had a similar discussion, but as a lowly Moderator I don't have sufficient access to the database.

So once again we have the burning question on STW, can anyone overtake Molgrips?

can anyone overtake Molgrips?

I R BIG HITTER!

(I see what you did with the overtaking thing Cougar, nice)

Cougar - Moderator
So once again we have the burning question on STW, can anyone overtake Molgrips?

I gotta ask... cynic-al? (quality over quantity I reckon) and what about me and that druidh fella?

Al is at 31,808.

7,285 for SR plus 22,469 on druidh.

I never revealed mine, did I? 27,195. Well, -6 now.

So once again we have the burning question on STW, can anyone overtake Molgrips?

APPLAUDS

Fantastic

Only when the loom is going. Then I'm a bit bored just watching it do its thing

Where do I check how many posts?

Cougar - Moderator
Al is at 31,808.

7,285 for SR plus 22,469 on druidh.

I never revealed mine, did I? 27,195. Well, -6 now.

I've 35k of waffling, ranting brilliance on another forum 😆 , but that's over the space of 12 years. I've only been posting here a few years, so I'd imagine, a couple of thousand?

edit: looks like I've started 146 threads! I'm a master of the dark arts of skivving, must be said! 😆

As has been pointed out previously, I am mainly parasitical.

I have started exactly 6 threads in the last year (the last one, about beastiality, managed to, well, no it didn't manage [i]anything[/i], no replies, possibly too oblique. Maybe I should have titled it 'embarrassing conversations with animals I've ****ed' after all... 😯 ).

I mainly stick to trying to be helplful (mostly cotic fanboi, visiting Colorado), which phone/laptop to buy and music related. Unlike DezB I do not expect anybody to take the blindest bit of notice of the music I post and only expect abuse really.

Only 70 pages. The good news is that I have made a conscious decision to minimise my internet forum time so it's unlikely to increase much any time soon.

You can rest easy...

"no replies"

Perhaps people were scared to, considering the subject, and the way you phrased that!

4,638 for Emsz. Seosamh77 has 3,673.