You are king of the world… – Page 2 – Chat Forum

nickc · 2015-12-04T16:02:28Z

Congratulations on becoming King (or Queen, delete as applicable) of the world. You are loved all by the peoples of the world, songs will be sung, symphonies will be composed, concubines will whisper in corridors about the girth (or sweetness, delete as applicable) of your bits. It is your duty to shower the world with your munificence, however you have but one command to make that will have to spread the most joy and happiness, your task is to make that decree What one thing will you do to make the world a better place?

akira

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I'd get someone to cut my grass, its getting pretty long. Maybe a nap in the afternoon.

Posted : 05/12/2015 10:21 am

wilburt

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Thats the kind of backward logic that got us in this situation!

Posted : 05/12/2015 10:26 am

Xylene

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I would give the job to someone else after putting a couple of million in my bank account, buying a small island with a teleporter on it to get me home to see mum every so often.

Posted : 05/12/2015 11:10 am

bothybiker

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I would ban umbrellas! No more potential eye gouging whilst walking down a street

Posted : 05/12/2015 4:14 pm

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