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Haha like every time we talk about the concept of god, we should definitely list every single representation from all cultures, philosophies and religions, yes.
Fully with you.
I have the body of a god..................... unfortunatly its Bhudda
My body is a temple - to Bacchus
Haha like every time we talk about the concept of god, we should definitely list every single representation from all cultures, philosophies and religions, yes.
Well it's hard for all the rest of us to keep up on the ones you lot believe in, I mean some were worth killing over, then not, then they did create everything, then elephants, then none of it then something else, then he had kids, then didn't
Anyway here is Pan
God of Goats?
you lot
My lot? What? People from Dorset?
OK.
If you’ve got peer reviewed acamdemic work from a recognised and accredited university supervised by a suitable prof, by all means bring it on.
I saw the documentary:
My lot? What? People from Dorset?
Nah the lot Baron Samedi was telling me about, we were having some rums and showed me
I saw him in Spectre. Really was the worst Bond film.
Anyway here is Pan
He was never the same after leaving Neverland. It started with ferret tickling but nobody would have guessed it would end with goat ****ing
Bes is an Egyptian god of play and recreation.[250] He was envisioned as a "full-faced, bow-legged dwarf with an oversized head, goggle eyes, protruding tongue, bushy tail and usually a large feathered crown as a head-dress."
Well I was aware that Pan was fond of the odd nymph or two but I'd never seen that sculpture of him partaking of goat action.
Anyway here's Mercury on the Puppenbrucke in Lubeck. He appears to have forgotten to put his trousers on in a rush to "get the messages" and as the description on the website has it "with his winged hat and a purse in his hand, his other hand rests on a package". Ooh er.
Hang on, hold the front page, this religion thing is genuine.
It must be, this bloke has performed two miracles.
I like his other one, stopping unstoppable bleeding, well poor diagnosis might be one explanation. Next up someone will be curing incurable man flu!