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Yes my wife can have another husband, he can do all the F***** DIY while i prat around on my bike.

This!


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 5:13 pm
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Posted : 10/02/2015 5:15 pm
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I don't know, but when you find out for christ's sake don't tell Hora. Imagine the size and quantity of the threads.

Whereas you think women are like Lambrini..


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 5:16 pm
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Does the N+ 1 rule apply in this case?


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 5:22 pm
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Screw that, one MOTHER IN LAW is enough, two would make me suicidal..

Make sure your second wife is an orphan?

Or your current wife's sister?


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 5:26 pm
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๐Ÿ˜† Applauds


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 5:30 pm
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Might limit the wives getting intimate potential though


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 5:39 pm
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pros: 2 incomes 2 loads of bedroom action
cons: 2 loads of nagging and 2 people who can't load the dishwasher correctly.
On reflection no.


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 6:03 pm
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CON: synchronised cycles (not downhill, road or XC type cycles). Double the PMT


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 7:52 pm
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Great idea. Two people to point out my shortcomings, lack of forethought, inability to predict the future, read their minds, paint, decorate garden, tile, clean and tidy. Somehow the remote possibility of some 3 up bedroom gymnastics has lost it's appeal.


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 8:07 pm
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They don't work properly in the first instance, so..

No

Can't see the point of two malfunctioning, can you?


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 8:16 pm
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Two wives?
Hell yes please

I'd tell each one I was with the other and spend all my free time cycling


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 8:19 pm
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*edit* actually, I sometimes leave my laptop open...


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 8:49 pm
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If you would rather cycle than spend time with your lady then you have married the wrong woman.

I need a divorce.


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 8:52 pm
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I've always tried to live by the saying.......

"Never make the same mistake twice".........


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 8:56 pm
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Other than the missing posts from the start, this is a great thread.


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 9:09 pm
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2 wrongs don't make a right


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 9:14 pm
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But what of the laydeez hereabouts? Would you take more than one husband?


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 9:28 pm
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I frequently take 2 wives, never been married myself.

do you know where yours are?... are you sure? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 9:34 pm
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Take her where?


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 9:39 pm
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How about [url= http://www.harveynichols.com/news/2015/01/12/valentines-day-oxo/?restaurant=the-oxo-tower ]a nice Valentine's Day meal?[/url]


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 9:53 pm
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Wouldn't swop the current one for a million quid and wouldn't have another one for a million quid.


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 10:09 pm
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wherever they'll let me.. often where their husbands won't


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 10:10 pm
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No. I like the one I now have. Why enter the lottery again when you've already hit the jackpot?


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 10:19 pm
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Imagine two women saying size isn't everything ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 10:20 pm
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Why a man would want to marry a woman is a mystery

Why he would want to marry 2 women is a bigger mystery


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 10:28 pm
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Would I take another wife?

That would depend entirely on who's wife she was and what she looked like... Uma Thurman or Julie Delpy perhaps...

(Actually no, no way. Marriage vows not negotiable as far as I am concerned).


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 10:56 pm
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Nope, no way,one is more than enough, only so much "is it ready/is that all you've done" can I take.


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 11:22 pm
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been with the GF for 13 years... have massive issues with monogamy myself. not sure it is what we are set up for.

if the idea of taking another wife meant taking another man's wife for the evening then why not.... if it meant it being permanent then no.


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 11:29 pm
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it might not be what you are set up for but dont generalise it to all of us.


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 11:39 pm
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SLAG!!!!!


 
Posted : 10/02/2015 11:47 pm
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Haven't got as far as one, yet, so a second would be highly unlikely, at my age!


 
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Posted : 11/02/2015 12:08 am
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If you're daft enough to take an extra wife, you really need to top it up to 3.

That way there will always be 2 ganging up on the other, so they won't have time to harass you, and the other will be eager to keep you pleased, very pleased. She'll probably even wash the dishes... ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 11/02/2015 12:12 am
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I was going to call you a tart Alpin

Different strokes for different folks

Personally I have never found monogmy to be a challenge [ except to spell ๐Ÿ˜‰ ]


 
Posted : 11/02/2015 12:39 am
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Some of my Muslim customers have FOUR wives. How the hell do they manage to keep them all happy? They must have some special powers that we guys don't have - maybe it's the big beard?

We're all doomed I tell you, Britain will be a Caliphate in 50 years.


 
Posted : 11/02/2015 8:57 am
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Funny how the woman cant have four husbands and make them cover themselves, not talk to any females when out without a chaperone present, not drink alcohol etc.

You've got to wonder about the person. As I said, would you allow your wife to have another husband?


 
Posted : 11/02/2015 9:09 am
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