[Closed] Worst wine bar in surrey?

Elmo Putney's Wine Bar in Brushstrokes.

I say the Humous and Pretension in guildford

Nonsense.

Ciabatta's in Esher is FAR worse. Last time I was in there the door staff neglected to call me Sir and the lime in my overpriced bottled beer wasn't even fairtrade, let alone organic.

Are there any good wine bars? I didn't even know they still existed, I thought they went out with Filofax's and red braces.

Jonty’s in Henley.

Tepid Chardonnay, creases in the bar man’s apron, henna coloured pube in my moussaka.

Henley's not in Surrey. You're a charlatan, and I claim my £500