'put it away'
This.....if you want chips, order your own sodding chips
"But I only want a couple"
I'll buy you a bag; eat a couple, throw the rest away. I want all of mine.
Hun.
as in, Instead of you enjoying your day off, let's go to IKEA, hun.
also, IKEA. That's deffo a ladies word, never heard blokes use it much.
Not tonight I've got a headache!
Whatever (when a point of hers has been proven wrong but won't admit it).
batteries are flat again 😯
'Are you even listening to me?'
Usually, I have been listening, just choosing not to take in what is being said in (I'm probably thinking about important man stuff instead). But, I can recite word for word what she had just said. Unfortunately this proves that I was listening and just inflames the situation because she has now been proved wrong!
"not in that one!!" 😆
"not in that one!!"
Yeah, they're always bleating on about seperating the recycling properly!
"Wrong hole!"
Everyone thinks they're a golf expert.
"I'm cold."
They are just sooooo cuuuuute! You call them pink cables???!!
"I love you"
"I've put them away"
Where??
"How am I supposed to remember"
decorator
designer
fluffy
quaint
precious
Don't get me anything, honestly (as in birthday/Christmas presents)
The only 2 in this list that I ever use are I love you and fluffy!
I use them a lot 🙂
Did'nt it come with wheels?
Fabulous
Cerise
Salmon pink
I've got nothing to wear!
I need more shoes
"I'm cold."
😀
[i]Unfortunately this proves that I was listening and just inflames the situation because she has now been proved wrong! [/i]
Mate! You can't prove someone wrong, who is never wrong. 😯
I see you've bought [i]another[/i] black bike
Did'nt it come with wheels?
Ha, brilliant
I don't need evidence, I just know
"If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."
Response to what's wrong?
Scrunchy
Tampon
Any name of a colour that is not: red, green, blue, yellow, brown, black, white or pink.
Are you done/in yet
Go left, no the other left
You mean right?
Yes
And
it cost how much and you didn't even get any pedals
"I've lost my phone/wallet/keys!" - repeated several times in a state of increasing panic, until said item turns up somewhere obvious.
Whatever
Stupid.
Stupido.
Your stupid.
Fine is definitely the major one. It's horrible.
"I'm cold/hot"is a great one.
My favourites though.
"Is he a goodie or a baddie?"
"Turn left, no your left!"
And this is probably fairly unique but I'm happy to be educated... when my wife starts singing, I know she's angry about something. Time to make myself scarce.
Your stupid.
Irony?
When you're going somewhere and you ask are you ready? "Nearly!" but they're not really. 🙄
pregnant women say the most horrific stuff..
talking about piles and stitches and 'shows' and losing their 'plug'
And blokes would never have lengthy discussions about floating poos, laxatives and arse-wiping etiquette, of course.
but just what is that plug... !?
could you fry it up like a pork scratching?
I know Im female so cant technically join in, however, I know I do good one....
'what are you looking for?' (in other words I know exactly what you're looking for and I know exactly where it is but you have to admit defeat and ask for help!)
"If you contact me again you'll breach the restraining order"
😆
" thwak me "
😆
"Just do what you think is right"
I don't want dessert.
Followed by....
Can we have two spoons.
And she wonders why I eat so fast!
@ samuri.
Not singing, but sitting legs crossed and the top one is swinging....
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!
