(Play nice!)
Straighteners
Buns
Just do what you want to do
Fluffy, icky
😀Just do what you want to do
What are you thinking...?
I'm too tired
and
I've left you a list
i dropped the shopping off at dinnertime.
Does.
My.
Bum.
Look.
Big.
In.
This.
I won't order chips, I'll just have some of yours.
Fine!
Get me what I like....
Ah - "Fine" said in that tone of voice is the worst word known to man.
Nothing! (as in, what's wrong?)
Fine sends shivers to places other words don't reach.
OK is another one which the untrained ear takes as meaning alright, the savvy ear takes it as its the best option out of many shocking ones, but I still reserve my right to make it not ok.
We'll see (I know it's two) is a famed one in our family. It is a timing device akin to a bomb,it allows the recipient to think they have a good idea when in reality it's been deemed a shocking one and will be dismissed at a moments notice.
Lush
Whatever
i am nearly there.
I won't order chips, I'll just have some of yours.
This.....if you want chips, order your own sodding chips 👿
Ca t'a plu ?
suivi de:
Tu pense à quoi ?
Edit: I pointed out to madame that she hadn't asked me what I was thinking about for ages, apparently it's no longer a mystery.
I will be 10 minutes ...... as in no time management when my Mrs gives a time it means diddly squat.
Fine
[shudders]..
"where's that thing? You know, the thing on the thing in the thing?"
Precision conversational skills from the Mrs!
Gnat's cock (measurement)
I know where it is .... I just dont want to find it yet.
'You didn't tell me'
Errr...yes I did, about 4 times!
I don't mind
You choose
What you're wearing is fine!
gary_c the answer to "does my bum look big in this" is ..... Yes but at least it detracts from your face...
No.
Oh alright, just this once
I am not bothered
khani - Member
Fine[shudders]..
+666
mauve
taupe
fuschia
I am not bothered
You're not wearing that????
Phrased as a question but is actually an instruction.
More bike stuff ? Why ?
really???? (with eyebrows raised)
"0f course it's bigger than my ex boyfriend's..."
Not even words... just arms crossed, slight pout, one eyebrow raised.
It gives me The Fear. 😳
"have you tried looking in the drawer/shelf/cupboard** where it lives?"
** select appropriate option
(navigating)
Left, no, Right...
"Don't be stupid....of course the sofa would look better with half a dozen fluffy cushions in it."
Lol Dingabell I have one of them.
"I love you"
My favourite one. It is used a lot in my house 8)
boobs.
no.
boobs are mistakes.
not 'dirty pillows'
soft furnishings
