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[Closed] wiping backside...left or right hand?

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RH here, maybe I should change? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:33 am
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I pay someone to do it for me.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:34 am
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Right. Plays havoc with my golfer's elbow. I think I'm going to have to re-train to use my left.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:36 am
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http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/something-i-had-never-thought-about-until-yesterday-bum-wiping-content

All the information you could ever want and then some you dont is in that thread.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:38 am
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depends if there's paper or not

Paper=right
water jug & soap=left


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:39 am
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I'm amazed you have to ask for advice. Your piss taking skills seem high so I'd assume you'd know what goes when it comes to talking crap.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:42 am
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Use a beeday = sorted.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:44 am
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beeday

I shouldn't laugh but...


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:57 am
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I don't use either hand, I use paper.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 12:28 pm
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Ha ha take the joke Pook


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 12:30 pm
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i did. Sod.

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Posted : 28/05/2011 12:31 pm
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Stoner, that's pretty well internationally accepted isn't it to make shaking hands and eating a bit less grim right?


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 5:46 pm
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not what youd call internationally recognised, but is common in asian sub continent and islamic states.

still preferable to using three stones to wipe your ring though. ๐Ÿ™‚ "Qadaahul Haajah"


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 6:31 pm
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whats wiping mean?


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 6:40 pm
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It depends which hand you need holding for the rest of the challenges life throws at you.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 7:09 pm
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Right usually, left it I want to pretend its someone else


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 7:47 pm
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not what youd call internationally recognised, but is common in asian sub continent and islamic states.

Use paper, you dirty, filthy bastards!!!


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 8:02 pm
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how do Bidets works exactly? (speaking as one who really should have asked this some time ago)


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 8:33 pm
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how do Bidets works exactly?

Depends. If you're a continental laydee, you sit on the bidet and turn on the taps to give the ol' fanny a thorough wash. If you're a Brit on holiday, you turn the taps on, and wash your feet.

not what youd call internationally recognised, but is common in asian sub continent and islamic states.

I think you might be getting confused with ablution.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 9:18 pm
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Used to use my right until I bust my hand in a bad off then had no choice but to use my left and to be honest left is right


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 9:38 pm
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Much like Prince Charles has a drip shaker, I have [i]a hand[/i] and am not interested in knowing if it's the right or left.
Might one ask why you'd want such information? We all have our own pecadillos.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 9:47 pm
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Left normally. But with left arm in plaster again right currently.

And rather inconvenient too!


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 10:06 pm