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Walking from the car park to our local restaurant, Mrs. S came out with "table, chair, window" having released mouth without engaging brain. I translated it to "a table by the window, please" to the maître d'.
Bet she was thinking "bush"Mine woke us both up last Saturday morning at 5.30 by shouting "Hedge!" in her sleep
Driving on the A303 last Sat as we passed Stonehenge:
GF, pointing out the window: "Is that Stonehenge?"
I did laugh*.
(* inwardly).
Mine woke us both up last Saturday morning at 5.30 by shouting "Hedge!" in her sleep.
Mine can have entire conversations in her sleep - including me saying things like "You're asleep - you won't remember this conversation in the morning", "Oh yes I will!"
She never does.
the whole intelegence to common sense ratio goes out the window, my wife has a phd in computational physics/applied maths/quantum mechanics type malarky but.........
do cocktail sausages come from piglets?
cant work out VAT
struggles with how to apply the foot brake at the Mot centre
couldn't remember which way the tide was when it was in or out
Mine woke us both up last Saturday morning at 5.30 by shouting "Hedge!" in her sleep
She knows about your hedge porn collection! 😆