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[Closed] Wife stuck for what to get me for my 40th, any suggestions?

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Round about 200.00 mark I guess,

not bike stuff because she knows I'll eventually sell it to upgrade whatever.

Got an IPOD, got a nice watch, got a nice hi fi, got bike...

Any ideas?


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 7:23 pm
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Hooker?


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 7:24 pm
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OR PS3/Xbox.
Currently our house is resonating to the sound of ABBA with wife and kids.


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 7:25 pm
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I liked your first answer best CHB


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 7:26 pm
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yes...but then I thought about the divorce costs for you and wimped out!


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 7:28 pm
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http://www.tbotech.com/ninja-gear.htm


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 7:28 pm
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walnut butt plug with gold draw string?


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 7:29 pm
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Nothing says "I love you" quite like anal sex.

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Posted : 23/01/2009 7:31 pm
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Is that what Dale Winton told you to seduce you?


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 7:35 pm
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we (me and mrs.flatback) think it should be an experience, like a weekend away so go to the amstel gold race in maastricht go on the sat morning 4 hour drive from calais, stay in maastricht night out, next day watch the start then drive 7 miles to valkenberg go to the cauberg hill and join in the festival atmosphere and watch them up the hill 3 times, drive home in time for work on monday


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 8:07 pm
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[i]we (me and mrs.flatback) think it should be an experience,[/i]

like I said.... 🙂


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 8:08 pm
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Still preferring CHB's first answer TBH!


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 8:13 pm
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hookers, charly and a gold butt plug?


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 8:19 pm
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You could ask for a Garmin type thingy - obviously for the car 😉


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 8:49 pm
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Nothing says "I love you" quite like anal sex.

yes. they can do strap-ons to fit your wife in all shapes and sizes. 😳


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 8:53 pm
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how about 2 cheaper hookers?


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 9:03 pm
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17 seconds with Girls Aloud?


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 10:20 pm
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17 seconds with Girls Aloud?

More than enough time


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 10:25 pm
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A cake with 40 candles on it?


 
Posted : 23/01/2009 10:50 pm
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A watch?


 
Posted : 24/01/2009 3:18 am
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I'm agreeing with the weekend away somewhere idea. If you can't immediately think of anything that you want materialistically, then ANYTHING your missus gets you is going to be a bit of a waste of time to be honest, a gift for a gift's sake if you get me. No point in wasting £200 (personally if I was in your situation, I'd rather recieve nothing than a gift that you don't really need/want!).

Why not chuck £200 in yourself, and both of you bugger off somewhere and get a week's sunshine together somewhere? Or if not, then a weekend in Dublin/Edinburgh perhaps, somewhere where you can spend time taking in the culture/get pissed/spend all weekend in the hotel room shagging (or all 3!).


 
Posted : 24/01/2009 3:44 am
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Firstly, most of you lot clearly spend way too much time in front of computers.

But, from some of the serious ones....

A watch?
got an Omega Seamaster watch so don't need / want another

No point in wasting £200 (personally if I was in your situation, I'd rather receive nothing than a gift that you don't really need/want!).

I keep telling her that too!

17 seconds with Girls Aloud?
Anyone got their phone number?


 
Posted : 24/01/2009 5:49 am
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Nice dinner?

Nice pair of shoes?

Nice coat?

Very nice bottle of scotch?


 
Posted : 24/01/2009 10:50 am
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Bluray player and some good films?


 
Posted : 24/01/2009 10:56 am
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[i]17 seconds with Girls Aloud?
Anyone got their phone number? [/i]

020 7215 5468


 
Posted : 24/01/2009 10:56 am
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Fur lined condoms. Choose which side to put the fur!


 
Posted : 24/01/2009 11:25 am