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Posted : 11/03/2010 1:44 pm
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because a goose


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 1:45 pm
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to get to the other bank


 
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Viaduct?


 
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When it rains?


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 1:48 pm
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Jamie WTF?


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 1:49 pm
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because it's Bill Withers


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 1:51 pm
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Yes.


 
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WTF? 😯


 
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So it doesn't hit you in the head.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 1:56 pm
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Because one of it's legs are both the same length


 
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because b threw a punch!


 
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Because if it didn't it would quack up.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 2:04 pm
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Because it floats , therefore 'it's a witch'


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 2:48 pm
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or grouse


 
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i've not seen any evidence that it does?


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 4:08 pm
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Because it can.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 4:20 pm
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Does he?


 
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Cos it echoes.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 4:28 pm
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sometimes not be enough to stop you banging your head?


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 4:31 pm
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Interesting! Explain please.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 4:34 pm
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3.14159


 
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Because b flew in?


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 4:35 pm
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Well, would'nt you?


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 4:38 pm
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why not


 
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Interesting! Explain please.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/01/alien_duck/


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 4:46 pm
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I seem to remember Wombats got the answer here, tho ive got no idea why 🙂


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 4:50 pm
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Interesting! Explain please.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/01/alien_duck/

Thanks for that, have you noticed there is always a rational explanation. I think it's all part of a cover up.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 5:32 pm
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mornington crescent


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 5:41 pm
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Wombat gets it.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 6:06 pm
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Because the water only comes half way up.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 6:07 pm
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Why did the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't get his d*** out of the chicken.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 6:09 pm
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If wobat's got the right answer I believe the question is wrong. I thought it was,

what's the difference between a duck?

Then wobat's answer

Because one of it's legs are both the same.


 
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track 8, god shuffled his feet, crash test dummies...


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 6:23 pm
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If wobat's got the right answer I believe the question is wrong

The question is 100% correct. That question is, "Why does a duck?"

Sheesh, some people!


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 6:26 pm
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I dunno but, which would you rather be, or a wasp?


 
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to borrow a tyre lever off the chicken.


 
Posted : 11/03/2010 8:13 pm
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sadly the duck popped its clogs....

very technical term 😉


 
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Hazit been dun b4?


 
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dirty little why...


 
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